Malarbor says: Well, puny mortals, Malarbor has had a fine treat today. The first whole Voortrekker that I've had to devour in many a year. So long Paul Duit, as my roots burrowed into your flesh and rended you limb from limb, I felt as if our acquaintance was so fleeting that I hardly knew ye.

Talking to the Voortrekkers, did you know that the Kaiser's advisers, in a fit of demented generosity and a complete lack of strategic nous had offered to alienate the western portion of his patrimony to permit the recreation of a Batavian nation in the form of a condominium jointly administered with the Voortrekker government? Or that after twelve years (AN) of demonstrating good neighbourliness they would ceded the territory outright in return for scant territorial compensation in the lands stolen by the Voortrekkers from the Siyacha in central Benacia?

Happily for the Imperium, the insane generosity of the Imperial Advisory Council was matched only by the insane arrogance of the Voortrekkers presently ensconced in the Jing enclave of King's Worth. Where we saw prudent safeguards for the condominium, a joint garrison, a mechanism for arbitration, a pledge of good will, peaceful intent, and neutrality, they saw only unwarranted constraints upon their sovereignty. Rather than regain ancestral lands and their cultural patrimony, the Voortrekker community now proposes to uproot to the irradiated hell that is Eura.

Malarbor hopes that the Euran Death Worms enjoy their meals as much as he did.

On a partially related note, have you ever noticed how poultry farmers taste like chicken whilst cattle ranchers seldom taste of beef? Weird, huh?
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(The penetration of the Coven of the Sun into Modani territories represented the first operational failure of the Vigiles Arcani under Kezanite control, a great harm that subsequently required an army of N&H volunteers to undo.

RRakanychan Watch was an imperial institution unaffiliated at that time with the N&H movement.

The fate of Kaiser Dominus could have been less awful, and the subsequent damage to the infrastructure of Shirekeep far less severe, if the County-Palatine authorities had not cooperated in releasing a captured "extra-dimension specimen" into the custody of the coup-plotters, who included prominent Ayreonists and Verionists.)

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  1. In Modan: Daniyal ibn Daniyal Simrani-Kalirion: Prince of the State of Modan. Palatine Legate of the Scholae Kalirion.
  2. In Elwynn: Liv Dravot: Imperial Mother, Arandur of the Southern League, Widow of the late Daniyal Sikander Dravot. Administrator of the estate of the late Thorgils Tarjeisson. Chairwoman of the ESB Group.

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  1. Burgrave Waldemar Zinkgraven: Drowned in a Cask of Ale. (1660)
  2. Daniyal Dravot: intracerebral haemorrhage. (1657)
  3. The Kaiser Dominus: Ingested by a daemonic hellspawn from another dimension. (1644)


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Not what this said: https://shireroth.org/shirewiki/Vigiles ... ganisation

As for the Dominus specimen, we haven't forgotten the role of Nona Vasilica. Her rehabilitation is going well. Why be opposed to others receiving similar necessary rehabilitation so that they may serve His Imperial Magnificence loyally and effectively in good faith for the remainder of their natural lives.

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