[Pentheral Bull] Order of the Super Secret Stripper Seekers

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[Pentheral Bull] Order of the Super Secret Stripper Seekers

Postby Aldin » Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:00 am

A BULL of the PENTHEROS of the DOZAN BOVIC CHURCH

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Chaire Eugenoi,

The Order of the Super Secret Stripper Seekers is the clandestine organization of all Palliscans, Zimians, and Strait people who fear and hate the false prophet Kan Zen. It was founded the very same day Kan Zen assassinated Opyeme Amor, which sent shock-waves around the world confirming to the best nations that the Palliscan pirates traders had run out of the many second chances they had been granted by the international community. This Order quickly infiltrated all levels of the Palliscan Trade Alliance and its puppet state, the Maritime Markets, having dozens of agents in each city, every army regiment, every civilian and military ship, within the monarch's personal guards, in each trade guild, every bank, every port authority, each cult and sect of the Stripping Path, and all other organizations of the new so-called Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade "Empire" past and present until the end of time.

These thousands of loyal Bovic agents--at my command alone--can enact a series of complicated, seemingly unrelated, and unknowable events that would bring the Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade "Empire" to a grinding halt within 1 Norton year and remove the blight upon Micras that is the Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade "Empire."

The presence of this secret Order is now being made public as a deterrent against the hostile overtures of the Haifo-Pallisican Imperial Trade "Empire."

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Decreed by my hand with the guidance and assent of the Bovic Quadrate and for the benefit of all Athlon, all Natopia, all Bovics, and all Micras

His Holiness

ΑΛΔΙΝ

Pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church
Metrobosarch of Doza, Ruler of the Pentheral State of Athlon, Prince of the Princely Isle, Count of Yardistan, Count of Macon Rapids, Shahzade Bey of Aurum, Lord in Jorvik
Grand Master of the Most Holy Order of the Armored Goats, Sovereign Head of the Order of the Wardens of the East, Grand Master of the Bovic Order of St. Biffor, Lord of the Servants of Bous, Progeny of the Once-Living God, Blessed Quadruplet of the Bovic Quadrate
His Eminence, Aldin Ayreon-Kalirion
Metrobosarch of the Eparchy of Smjorkyr,
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