Fruit For Shiretits

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Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Raz » Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:30 pm

Fruit For Shiretits


As generous Apollonians we are shocked by the withering of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth and the malnutrition of its inhabitants. A case recently highlighted by the kind-hearted Hadrian Myksos. We have decided that we will not stand idle while this disaster takes place and have sought cooperation with our agriculture industry to send the following help to the Shiretits in need, 250.000 fruit baskets, each containing:

- one pineapple
- four oranges
- four apples
- 250g of dried bananas
- 750ml of orange-kiwi juice
- one cabbage

It is our sincere wish that these will help restore the Shiretits to the same health the Apollonian people enjoy.

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Re: Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Hadrian Myksos » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:39 pm

We are such a great people... always coming to the aid of others!
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Re: Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Orion » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:54 pm

I'll throw in a mango for posterity.

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Re: Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Hadrian Myksos » Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:05 pm

Orion wrote:I'll throw in a mango for posterity.
Yeah, their mango throne isn't smelling to fresh after all those ages.
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Re: Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Ryker » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:26 pm

'twould seem that One was dent to me by mistake. Quite enjoyable I must say :herman:
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Re: Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Shyriath » Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:54 am

Hadrian Myksos wrote:
Orion wrote:I'll throw in a mango for posterity.
Yeah, their mango throne isn't smelling to fresh after all those ages.
There's a member of the court, the Mango Knave, whose sole job it is to replace old mangoes with fresh ones on a regular basis. Clearly, someone's been slacking off for the last few thousand ASC.
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Re: Fruit For Shiretits

Post by Hadrian Myksos » Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:31 am

Good personnel is hard to find since the Kildari left, huh. :wink:
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