Warner's new car

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Warner's new car

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Krasniy Yastreb
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If you're looking for a scrapyard to weigh it into, I can recommend several who pay well. Then you can live in your fine barn, free from any shabby automobiles cluttering your view and have a few extra Erb in your pocket.

...wait, did you say that thing was new? Oh...... right.

*looks sheepishly at ground and walks off*

Warner Barentsz

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I could never buy one when I was young Mr Yastreb, when I began to acquire wealth I invested money in the factory which wasn't doing very well. I lost most of my money but before it finally went bankrupt they managed to make one last car for me. I have never been happier.

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In that case, keep hold of it... as the last car from the production run of a small manufacturer it'll be a rare antique one day. You'll make millions! :NCU:

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Shame they folded, I'd buy one!
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Maybe you can buy one in the future, ERASMO from Heemecht has expressed interest in their legacy based on their impressive V4 engine techniques.

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A motorcade consisting of dozens of limousines and trucks pulls over at Warner's barn, a petite Jingdaoese looking woman steps out, she is escorted to the barn by several heavily armed bodyguards. As she walks to the door she pauses a moment to look at Warner's new car.

"Didn't know they still made this model..." she thinks.

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When Warner notices the motorcade in his front yard he storms to open the door.

"Sisera! Why, how!? Did you really abdicate? Will your people not miss you?"

Sisera B.E.

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Sisera chuckles.

"Don't worry about my people Warner, I have ordered my secretary to take care of them. Now, it has been a long trip, I could do with a cup of tea."

Warner Barentsz

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Warner nods and runs inside.

"Yes Sisera, right away! No milk and no sugar right?"

Sisera B.E.

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"Correct my dear, shall we drink outside?"

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