Burt & Bob are dead?
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- Jacobus Loki
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Burt & Bob are dead?
.......or are they?
Burt - Are we Amokolians now?
Bob - What kind of Cola?
Burt - No, ya' nit, Amokolians.
Bob - I thought we was cudglers.
Burt - No, we quit. That nice but o' back pay bought us this lovely farm.
Bob- Oh, that's why my 'ands hurt. Burt, if my 'ands hurt, am I dead, then?
Burt -I dunno. But if we're Amokolians, we need to pay attention to the new politics.
Bob- The Natopian chap sounded alright.
Burt- But we worked for Mr. Erion, an' it seems 'es Amokolian too.
Bob- Place is getting popular.
Burt - Are we Amokolians now?
Bob - What kind of Cola?
Burt - No, ya' nit, Amokolians.
Bob - I thought we was cudglers.
Burt - No, we quit. That nice but o' back pay bought us this lovely farm.
Bob- Oh, that's why my 'ands hurt. Burt, if my 'ands hurt, am I dead, then?
Burt -I dunno. But if we're Amokolians, we need to pay attention to the new politics.
Bob- The Natopian chap sounded alright.
Burt- But we worked for Mr. Erion, an' it seems 'es Amokolian too.
Bob- Place is getting popular.
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Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
I've been authorized via my contacts in the central Natopian government to issue a statement about the status of Amokolian agriculture should it enter into a state of protection under the Dominion of Natopia:
Amokolia is blessed with fertile soil, and with such temperature and climate that makes wheat production bountiful and profitable. The abundance of Amokolian wheat is somewhat unique in Micras... bar three places: one of which is Sororiya. The Natopian people's insatiable appetite for bagels, combined with the government's eternal promise to provide such foods for free means that Amokolians farmers stand to gain considerable subsidies from Natopian protection. With that, a considerable investment in the infrastructure and education systems to ensure continued wheat harvesting is also guaranteed. No Amokolian will be left out of the benefits of Natopian protection.
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- Jacobus Loki
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Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Burt - Did'ya here tha'? They are goin' to pay us extra to grow wheat to feed bagels ta' all the folks in Natopia!
Bob- Are we wheat farmers, then?
Burt - No, actually I've put in 37 hectares of Belgian endive......
Bob- Maybe we should raise bagels, then?
Burt - Wheat.
Bob - Right. Wind blows through my 'ead, an' its sumtime 'ard to 'ear. An' I 'eard tell they has juice, too.
Burt - I wonder what sort?
Bob- Are we wheat farmers, then?
Burt - No, actually I've put in 37 hectares of Belgian endive......
Bob- Maybe we should raise bagels, then?
Burt - Wheat.
Bob - Right. Wind blows through my 'ead, an' its sumtime 'ard to 'ear. An' I 'eard tell they has juice, too.
Burt - I wonder what sort?
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Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
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Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Probably not mango juice.
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Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Dear Bob and Burt,
News of your extraordinary survival has reached the Kaiseress, who has expressed a wish to meet with you. You are therefore cordally invited to visit the Caverden Institute of Mining and Technology at Citadel, where, after the audience with Her Niftiness, our technicians will attempt to return you to full functionality.
Please indicate your acceptance of this offer by return of post (assuming of course you do not have access to more enlightened methods of communication).
Sincerely,
Sir Odo von Hohenheim KSC FRSL PhD
Vice Chancellor
Mira Raynora the Younger
Queen of Leichenberg
Queen of Lichbrook, Duchess of Brookshire
Marchioness and Lichgravine of Lachmodan, Countess of Azarea and Ž
Queen of Leichenberg
Queen of Lichbrook, Duchess of Brookshire
Marchioness and Lichgravine of Lachmodan, Countess of Azarea and Ž
Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Burt - Bob! We got a letter!
Bob- Us? from 'oo?
Burt - From Sir Odo von 'Ohen'eim KSC FRSL PhD
Bob- KSCFRSLPhD? Foreign chap, eh?
Burt- A "Sir", you twit! A gentleman-foreigner.
Bob- Last one a those blowed 'oles in our 'eads!
Burt- But this comes from Shireroth! An' 'es offeren' to 'elp us! An' an haudience wi' the Kaiseress!
Bob -'oos tha'?
Burt - Os' tha' you say! She runs Shireroth! She's th' Biggest Shot on the bleedin' planet!
Bob- I thought tha' Lord Erion was the biggest!
Burt- Not today, (looks around) beggin' 'is Lordship's pardon. Shireroth is the biggest country, eh?
Bob- Bigger'an Amo-Cola?
Burt- Too right it is! Now, the biggest Shot o' the Biggest Country 'as got to be the Biggest of the Big! 'An this Sir Odo says tha' they can fix us up, good as new!
Bob- Road trip!
Burt- After we answers the letter all proper. We are dealin' wi' the upper crust,now we is!
Bob- Us? from 'oo?
Burt - From Sir Odo von 'Ohen'eim KSC FRSL PhD
Bob- KSCFRSLPhD? Foreign chap, eh?
Burt- A "Sir", you twit! A gentleman-foreigner.
Bob- Last one a those blowed 'oles in our 'eads!
Burt- But this comes from Shireroth! An' 'es offeren' to 'elp us! An' an haudience wi' the Kaiseress!
Bob -'oos tha'?
Burt - Os' tha' you say! She runs Shireroth! She's th' Biggest Shot on the bleedin' planet!
Bob- I thought tha' Lord Erion was the biggest!
Burt- Not today, (looks around) beggin' 'is Lordship's pardon. Shireroth is the biggest country, eh?
Bob- Bigger'an Amo-Cola?
Burt- Too right it is! Now, the biggest Shot o' the Biggest Country 'as got to be the Biggest of the Big! 'An this Sir Odo says tha' they can fix us up, good as new!
Bob- Road trip!
Burt- After we answers the letter all proper. We are dealin' wi' the upper crust,now we is!
Cudgeller in service to Her Majesty
Former Cudgeller to the Prince of Elwynn.
Gentleman Farmer.
Steward for about 15 minutes.
(It's an ol' picture, before we was shot an' burnt up an 'all.)
Former Cudgeller to the Prince of Elwynn.
Gentleman Farmer.
Steward for about 15 minutes.
(It's an ol' picture, before we was shot an' burnt up an 'all.)
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Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Who is dealing with the lower crust?
Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm, pizzzzaaaaa!
Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Burt- Look 'ere, lad, the airport!Dear Burt and Bob,
Thank you for your prompt response. Please find enclosed a pair of return tickets to Citadel, redeemable with all Shirerithian transportation networks, which should alleviate the burden on your feet.
I await your arrival with interest,
Hohenheim
Bob- Do we have to?
Burt- Beats walking. Besides, that chap back there by the farm looked like the one from Elwynn's Most Wanted on the telly.
Bob- The cookie thief?
Burt- No, the one as shot up the Babkhin chap, an' tried to hassassinate Sindre Nemnai !
Bob- Is there a reward?
Burt- Prolly yor final one. We've 'ad the luck, so far. C'mon, on the plane.
(They board the plane.)
Bob- As there any peanuts?
(Plane takes off).
Cudgeller in service to Her Majesty
Former Cudgeller to the Prince of Elwynn.
Gentleman Farmer.
Steward for about 15 minutes.
(It's an ol' picture, before we was shot an' burnt up an 'all.)
Former Cudgeller to the Prince of Elwynn.
Gentleman Farmer.
Steward for about 15 minutes.
(It's an ol' picture, before we was shot an' burnt up an 'all.)
Re: Burt & Bob are dead?
Oh god... Burt & Bob meet Frankenstein... Armageddon has arrived...
1.Titus Morvayne, Prefect of Shirekeep, Count of the Skyla Islands
2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
4. Jeremy Harwinsson Archer, super sleuth
2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
4. Jeremy Harwinsson Archer, super sleuth