The Fifth Isle Imports Company

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Vilhelm Benkern
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The Fifth Isle Imports Company

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A press release is circulated among many companies, government offices and charities in Musica. Copies are sent to bars, pubs and restaurants across the city; A5-sized monochrome versions are stuck on vehicles and inside letterboxes. The bonfires have already been lit...
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GET A TASTE FOR THE FIFTH ISLE - FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN CITY!

We Musicans are a proud people. We live in the greatest city on Micras. Why would we want to go anywhere else? Three answers that spring to mind are better food, better wine and better sexual partners. The Fifth Isle Imports Company (5II Co.) is dedicated to subverting the first two considerations by bringing the best Craitish goods to Benacia.

Thirsty for some diversity in your cellar or liquor cabinet? Fret no more! Finest malem of every variety, hue, vintage and level of decay is available, in a huge range of bottle shapes, sizes and colours. What's malem, you say? Why, it's the Hjoberrytastic™ traditional drink of Craitland made from a fruit which only grows in territory where Treesian blood has been spilt. Every bottle is distilled from the finest hjoberry juice, making this a nutritious and delicious treat for any occasion where good drink will make the pain go away - from a commercial deal to family dinner, every situation is less concerning for one reason or another with malem! Watching your figure, or your tongue? There's non-alcoholic juice drinks available too. But what about junior and zir bubbly obsession? He's covered, by the carbonated brands of Malemzim and Hjofizz, exclusively available through 5II Co. in association with Musica's finest purveyor of industrial-grade bicarbonate of soda, ExecuChem. And don't worry patriots - Fiesta de la Boom will be a brighter sight for malem, due to its inflammibility. Thanks, Craitland, you sure got our back.

Meat - bread - meat - bread - starving for a break from the routine repast? Bring some colour to your plate with our mouth-watering selection of hjoberry-based foodstuffs! If you're looking to provide uncontestable comestibles, why not trust in the northern hemisphere's most exotic and versatile purple-brown fruit? Just a brief overview of a small sample of our wide selection will have you gasping in exhaustivity at the mere thought of what your guests will make of this exciting new taste sensation! In addition to the semi-fresh fruits themselves, we offer toffee hjoberries, hjoberry pie, hjoberry jam, hjoberry-infused cheeses, savoury hjoberry seasonings, sauces and glazes, ravioli hjoberry and, last but certainly not least, the redoubtable hjoberry fruit style cake. Can you imagine what Derek down in Accounting will make of your hjoberry jam sandwiches next Vivantiaday? You'll be the talk of the municipal ward, and all for a reasonable price.

Other great Craitish gifts also available
Flags - Postcards - Maps - Defence Schemata - Travel Guides
Popular Literature - CDs and other mediarum - Keyrings - Keychains - Keys (ceremonial and governmental)
Authentic clothing - Textiles - Sand
Don't delay - visit the flavours of the Fifth Isle today!

FREE SHIPPING AND 50% EXEMPTION FROM MUNICIPAL CORRUPTION DUTY ON ALL INITIAL ORDERS OVER 5 ERB FROM NEW CUSTOMERS!
For a full catalogue please send a note to:
Sales Department
The Fifth Isle Imports Company Limited
Unit 37
Rubble House
Gas Explosion Avenue
Commercial District
Musica
M12 OL5
Vilhelm Benkern DEOMI, Member of the Order of the Dragon, Silver Swan, Red Dragon
Dirigent of Musica, Count of Mar Sara
In Aryasht Prapta Vrteti, former Prince of Aryasht; Zaila Vrteti, Norfolknath
In Elwynn Benjamin Sebasokrator Timothy Quentin Kern, Duke of Raikoth
In Khalypsil Representative of the Wisdom

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Re: The Fifth Isle Imports Company

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Hmm... what better way for the higher nobility of Goldshire to toast their Treesian ancestors than with a glass of hjoberry malem?

The Keeper of the Ducal Wine Cellar in en route to Musica with strict instructions to undertake a most comprehensive sampling of these tipples with a view to potential purchase, a practice in which he is highly experienced.
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- From 5323-5416 ASC, Kaiser Mo'll I

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And I'll send three flasks of Quiverbane as well (don't save it because it's too valuable, enjoy it).
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The Fifth Isle Imports Company has been purchased in its entirety and is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Kern Industries. Its legal name has been changed to Fifth Isle Imports BHBC Limited but it will continue to trade as The Fifth Isle Imports Company.

Zaila Vrteti is the newly appointed CEO of the subsidiary company and is spearheading this major step-change in Kern Industries' commercial strategy. "Our ambition is nothing less than to reduce the business distance from Musica to Osĵätoņ to be equivalent to that between Shirekeep and Cabbagefall. The Halberd Strait will feel as wide as the Elwynn." He announced a significant expansion of Fifth Isle Imports BHBC's business activities to include investment in and development of infrastructure and construction.
Vilhelm Benkern DEOMI, Member of the Order of the Dragon, Silver Swan, Red Dragon
Dirigent of Musica, Count of Mar Sara
In Aryasht Prapta Vrteti, former Prince of Aryasht; Zaila Vrteti, Norfolknath
In Elwynn Benjamin Sebasokrator Timothy Quentin Kern, Duke of Raikoth
In Khalypsil Representative of the Wisdom

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