Malarbor says: Well, puny mortals, Malarbor has had a fine treat today. The first whole Voortrekker that I've had to devour in many a year. So long Paul Duit, as my roots burrowed into your flesh and rended you limb from limb, I felt as if our acquaintance was so fleeting that I hardly knew ye.

Talking to the Voortrekkers, did you know that the Kaiser's advisers, in a fit of demented generosity and a complete lack of strategic nous had offered to alienate the western portion of his patrimony to permit the recreation of a Batavian nation in the form of a condominium jointly administered with the Voortrekker government? Or that after twelve years (AN) of demonstrating good neighbourliness they would ceded the territory outright in return for scant territorial compensation in the lands stolen by the Voortrekkers from the Siyacha in central Benacia?

Happily for the Imperium, the insane generosity of the Imperial Advisory Council was matched only by the insane arrogance of the Voortrekkers presently ensconced in the Jing enclave of King's Worth. Where we saw prudent safeguards for the condominium, a joint garrison, a mechanism for arbitration, a pledge of good will, peaceful intent, and neutrality, they saw only unwarranted constraints upon their sovereignty. Rather than regain ancestral lands and their cultural patrimony, the Voortrekker community now proposes to uproot to the irradiated hell that is Eura.

Malarbor hopes that the Euran Death Worms enjoy their meals as much as he did.

On a partially related note, have you ever noticed how poultry farmers taste like chicken whilst cattle ranchers seldom taste of beef? Weird, huh?
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 Post subject: With heartfelt sorrow
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:19 pm 
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The following was personally delivered by the aforesaid detachment from the Directorate of Security of the ESB.


Her Excellency Esmeralda al-Osman
Acting Archon of the Circuit of Benacia
Council of Archons
State of Modan, Imperial Republic of Shireroth

Your Excellency,

I bid greetings from Vey.

I was saddened to learn of the untimely and unfortunate demise of your august husband.

Considering your present desolation, may I invite you, at my personal expense, to tour the desolate wastes of the sands of Eura, that such a spectacle, as well as a solidarity visit with your relatives in Raspur, may put your mourning in rightly-guided perspective.

To ensure your personal safety, I have assigned a detail from the ESB Directorate of Security to have a care for your person, as well as to ensure secure communication between us.

Kind regards,

Jaime Augustin Joaquin Primo de Aguilar.

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