On behalf of the grateful commons, who rejoice at the liberation that your reign has brought, please accept this humble petition:
"We the people of the Precinct of Alalehzamin and Utasia, the Precinct of Agnesia, and of the wider Babki and Norse communities, desirous that the Elwynnese Monarchy be returned to the simpler and more refined standards of the Principate, beseech your Majesty to, with a prudent eye, give some consideration to the vast array of titles that your father inexplicably collected (we assume this is some manifestation of his daemonic possession) and give some consideration as to which ones can be safely discarded so as to improve the prestige and honour of the Elwynnese Union by dumping unwanted and pointless frummeries."