Petition to the King concerning titles

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Petition to the King concerning titles

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Your Majesty,

On behalf of the grateful commons, who rejoice at the liberation that your reign has brought, please accept this humble petition:

"We the people of the Precinct of Alalehzamin and Utasia, the Precinct of Agnesia, and of the wider Babki and Norse communities, desirous that the Elwynnese Monarchy be returned to the simpler and more refined standards of the Principate, beseech your Majesty to, with a prudent eye, give some consideration to the vast array of titles that your father inexplicably collected (we assume this is some manifestation of his daemonic possession) and give some consideration as to which ones can be safely discarded so as to improve the prestige and honour of the Elwynnese Union by dumping unwanted and pointless frummeries."
King of Elwynn, Imperial Chieftain of Thule, King of Uppland, King of the Elian Lands, King of Talenore, King of Amokolia, Prince of Arietta, Arvjarl of the Twenty-Six Jarldoms, Storjarl of Stormark, Lord Imperial on All Continents, Prince of Natopia, Prince of Mishalan, Prince of the Storish Bilander of Anglethyr, Bondegard, Bosworth, Gascogne, Gascony, Guernsey, High Queen Asa Land, High Queen Hervör Isle, Humlebæk Island, Lady Gudrun Isle, Los Bananos, Lyngelan, Marthunia, Merlaide, the Old Sea Fortress, Østfold, Sicilia, the Suðreyjar, and Thydtwinnster, Lord of the Two Sacred Rivers and the Twelve Peoples, Lord Triumphant in All Four Quarters, Duke of Froyalan, Duke of Northshire, Duke of the Lady Esther Isles, Duke of Robland, Býurgreifi of Eliria, Jarl and Grand Elector of Jorvik, Jarl of Bernicia, Llængjarl of Elwynn, Lord in Jorvik, Baron of Fórntida Kærleikalanden, Baron of the Elw, Baron of Nordland, Baron of Opplysta Smørvirket, Baron of Running Bull, Count of Old Araxion, Count of Old Cimmeria, Count Shishin, Count of Storborg, Count of Hoheit Town, Count of Ancient Wintergleam, Warden of the Flower of the North, Blood-Unifier of the Jewel of Many Facets, Graft-Avatar of the Storborg Graft, Scion of St. Harald, Prince among the Lakes, Scion of the King of Kings, Knight of the Black Hole, Chief, Head and Patriarch of the House of Orchids.

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