Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to my first press conference with be as Governor General of Zanzibar. It is a pleasure to be with you today.
I am sure you have all have heard of the tragedy of the sinking of Vinadar. It is a threat to all humanity if we do not help our fellow Nordic brethren from Stormark when they flee across the Strait of Pearls here. The Vinadar, a disused fishing ship, carried some thirty men, women and children from the Storish Heartland. We managed to save five when the Vinadar sank in bad weather
The present State of Stormark is a tyrannizing aristocraty infamous for its sexual morals (or the lack of them) as well as imposing "non-textile zones" on its citizens -- that is to say places where citizens are having to remain unclothed because of some naked veneration of the Gods.
I know that many children were onboard the Vinadar. Parents had hoped that by sending them to the real Norse civilization, the children would escape the horrid rituals and morals that the "Cult of Freyja" impose on the masses of Stormark.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Vinadar is what caused the public eye to see the Storish refugee situation, but the fact is that since the Nordic Union acquired Zanzibar, there have been on average four ships a week coming to harbour. Four ships a week! filled with refugees.
I ask the public for donations to help accomodate these refugees and help them overcome the traumas they carry from Harald's high realm.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now take your questions.