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22:13 Rasmus i usually don´t get on with gay guys
and do not respect them
1.Titus Morvayne, Prefect of Shirekeep, Count of the Skyla Islands
2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
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(21:14:59) Ric: because i met a guy yesterday
(21:15:03) Ric: and he just said
(21:15:06) Ric: "oh you're so tiny"
(21:29:37) Ric: he never saw my junk, not even close
(21:30:12) Rasmus: Did he use a magnifying glass?
1.Titus Morvayne, Prefect of Shirekeep, Count of the Skyla Islands
2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
4. Jeremy Harwinsson Archer, super sleuth

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I'm gonna kill you two one day.
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(21:20:56) ric: my god, the reptiles' cocks...

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Compartment comrade: Where are you heading?
Me: An hour into Norway. Lilleström.
CC: Oh! What job have you got there?

No... not all Swedes go to Norway for work... I wish I did though. Salaries are so good. Oh land of milk and honey, why dud we ever let you get independent?
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Rasmus: I think Elwynn is a good forecast for the EU
Ric: how so?
Rasmus: the Ayreonists are the liberal politicians who let all the refugees in, but the refugees tend to be Loki/ISIS
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(20:55:56) Rasmus: are you trolling us, Jack?
(20:55:58) Jack: Yeah, that's quite an overlap with libertarianism.

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Does Scott still have that blog where he tells people that they're wrong if they don't think like him?
Yes, my friend... he does. http://slatestarcodex.com/
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Octy wrote:indie folk music - that makes nobody sexy

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Don't forget the jazz.

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Mira Octavius-Aryani wrote:Don't forget the jazz.
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Kaiser Dominus wrote:
Mira Octavius-Aryani wrote:Don't forget the jazz.
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That's racist.
1.Titus Morvayne, Prefect of Shirekeep, Count of the Skyla Islands
2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
4. Jeremy Harwinsson Archer, super sleuth

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Verion wrote:
Kaiser Dominus wrote:
Mira Octavius-Aryani wrote:Don't forget the jazz.
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That's racist.
It's an authentic Dutch tradition, apparently. (Yes, yes... I know...)

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Kaiser Dominus wrote:It's an authentic Dutch tradition, apparently. (Yes, yes... I know...)
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1.Titus Morvayne, Prefect of Shirekeep, Count of the Skyla Islands
2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
4. Jeremy Harwinsson Archer, super sleuth

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I actually have been black pete once.
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2.Eki Aholibamah Verion, Queen in the North
3. Ludovic Verion, Lord of Blackstone and Governor-General of the Iron Company
4. Jeremy Harwinsson Archer, super sleuth

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Gotta love that racist Dutch tradition.

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Rasmus - Today at 4:59 PM wrote: I'm going to call you Sylvana now, Jack

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Jack - Today at 5:27 PM wrote:Do people still masturbate?

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Craitman - Today at 5:40 PM wrote:It took you a conversation about masturbatory preferences for you to figure that out?

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