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Not being able to do a Swedish genitive of acronyms without ugly smileys coming up (USA's would in Swedish be written as USA:s).

Almost using acne cream in stead of tooth paste when brushing my teeth.

Slashing the throat when shaving.

Forgetting the glasses when doing these dangerous things.

End of summer time next week.

Turning 25.

Malta. Fucking Malta.
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Realizing you're wearing an unironed shirt when you've just left home and have no time to get back and get a nice one.
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Aw man!!! They didn't even want to see my ticket!!
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Elijah Ayreon wrote:Realizing you're wearing an unironed shirt when you've just left home and have no time to get back and get a nice one.
I don't even own an iron...

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How do you not own an iron?

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Slashing the throat when shaving.
I name thee Sweeney Todd, demon barber...

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The monarchy here in Sweden.

The engagement between Princess Madeleine and the American-British upper-class Catholic Christopher McNeil.

All royal flummery.
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Elijah Ayreon wrote:The monarchy here in Sweden.

The engagement between Princess Madeleine and the American-British upper-class Catholic Christopher McNeil.

All royal flummery.
Bitter
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Excuse me, but how is that bitter? Being a republican is being bitter? I don't get it.
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Monarchy is a disgusting relic from the time Sweden was a dictatorship. I am not being bitter, I am a democrat.

And it's snowing. Bloody hell. It's snowing. Bye bye joy.
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Malliki, såg du förresten att på kungahusets hemsida hade de skrivit "Hon" om prinsessan och "han" om fästmannen. ".... friade till Henne i oktober och han är glad att Hon..." bla bla bla.

Ungefär som vikingariket här på denna virtuella jord.
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A few snowflakes in the air and all trains are extremely late. I thought this was Sweden, not England.
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Elijah Ayreon wrote:Ungefär som vikingariket här på denna virtuella jord.
"Holds out "Unworthy Cause" jar*

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Elijah Ayreon wrote:Monarchy is a disgusting relic from the time Sweden was a dictatorship. I am not being bitter, I am a democrat.
Chuckles derisively.

Also - no idea what this means

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Uh. It's Swenglish. Your mother says you should tidy your room. You tell her that you're doing it later.
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Hmm... and let that be a lesson to you - you republican ingrate traitor... ;)

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Elijah Ayreon wrote:Monarchy is a disgusting relic from the time Sweden was a dictatorship. I am not being bitter, I am a democrat.
Democracy is a relic from the time provincial lawyers took over government in Paris.

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None of this is directed against you, Ric, but...

...my views on democracy are similar to my feelings about bicycles: both are perfectly good ideas when used correctly, but I absolutely cannot stand the pious self-righteousness of their more outspoken- and unthinking- advocates.

Just like any other form of human government, democracy is far from perfect- and its flaws were already apparent thousands of years ago. One only needs to examine Athens' record during the Peloponnesian War to see the perils of turning governance into a popularity contest, even with a severely restricted franchise.

So, like most of us, I'm happy to be fortunate enough to live in a liberal democracy...but I simply don't accept that it is the ultimate outcome of human poltical evolution as some intensely arrogant (and foolish) commentators have tried to claim.
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There is no utopia achievable but there is always room for improvement.



Back on topic:

It's cold. And the estate recycle centre is 150 metres away. I have stuff to through away. I don't want to. But it will smell. But I will be cold.
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I hate people who park their cars on car-trailer combination spaces. :no:

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