How soon is now?

[ari]

(I was going to title this thread "I am the son and the heir" but that would not have been obscure enough)

So, Wythe's on the lookout for a new Kaiser. He wants me to be his successor. I don't want to be Kaiser. I could be a caretaker Kaiser (maybe I wouldn't even officially name myself Kaiser and would just keep ruling as a named Steward instead)... but I wouldn't really like to do that for very long. Scott said he could take over in September but no earlier. So, me as the Lizzard King now and then Scott in September... is a possibility, but it's really rather boring to fall back on the two most senior people in the whole damn nation when the Kaisership is supposed to be a dynamic and changeable thing. Soo... Anthrazita? Benkern? Monty? Also Malliki has been brought up on #micronations but he doesn't have access here, but, I'm up for a Malliki kaisership and he does seem to be as well.

[Spraki]

I would very much enjoy a Mallikian kaisership. They always bring politics and activity.

[Scott Alexander]

Elijah: Scotta
Elijah: ready to be the next kaiser?
ScottA: Elijah: ?
Elijah: well
Elijah: i cannot think of who can succeed wythe
Elijah: which leaves you
ScottA: Neither can I, but he says he's sent a PM to his chosen successor, and I haven't gotten any.
ScottA: Anthracita seems a reasonable choice.
ari: Oh, right
ScottA: As does Ari.
ari: I think this would be a good time to discuss that problem
ari: Because I'm the chosen successor
ari: And I'm noooot really interested in being kaiser
Elijah: eeek
ScottA: Ari: I could take over starting September. I just can't do it now.
ScottA: But overall I think Anthracita would be a better choice if you don't want it.
ScottA: Benkern might also work if he's up for it.
ScottA: And Monty might be fun, although I'm not sure if he's up for it.
ScottA: Oh, and Malliki's still Shirerithian, I think.
ScottA: And this is a quiet enough time that it would probably bring out his good side rather than his bad side.
Elijah: what? bad sides? malliki has bad sides...?
Zai_Saleh: Malliki: With a vote of confidence like that, how could you refuse?
Elijah: All hail Kaiseress Anandja III!
ScottA: Personal union between the Shirerithian and Sanillan crown!
Malliki : Eh yeah. Monty would be a bad choice since it would worsen relations with EAH.
Malliki : ScottA: Already in personal union you know.
Malliki: Since it's the same.
ScottA: I just wrote the treaty, I didn't read it!
Malliki : hehe
ScottA: Anyway, having good relations with foreign countries is kind of boring.
ScottA: I think a good spat right now would do us wonders.
Elijah: don't do elwynn just
Elijah: go for some other place
Elijah: like stormark!!
Malliki : If Wythe asks me I'll consider it. If he makes a bad choice, I'll leave.
ScottA: Stormark would get too personal.
Elijah: personal? haha
Elijah: monty gets personal
ScottA: Elwynn at least we'd know it was in fun.
ScottA: Well, except Monty, and he wouldn't have to
Elijah: hahahaha
ScottA: Malliki: If that's a reference to CJ, I think he's on the Kaiser's bad side right now.
Malliki : That's a reference to CJ and Vasroe.
Elijah: KAROLINA FOR KAISERESS
ScottA: If it's a reference to Gustav, I'd leave with you.
Malliki : a reference to both as I said
Malliki : If anyone of you ever communicates with Wythe, tell him I'm up for it.
Elijah: YAY
Elijah: ANANDJA
Elijah: ANANDJA

[Kaiser Wythe I]

Yeah, so I'm working on this. I'd like to offload the kaisership quickly. Being the kaiser is, well, not much fun at all. I'd really like to go back to being the Duke of Goldshire; that was fun. I find myself dreading signing on to the Bastion Union because of the nonsense the kaiser has to deal with.

Anywho, it's taking longer that I'd like but hopefully I'll be off the Mango Throne by the end of the week. Good riddance, I say!

[Spraki]

I am sure that the Prince of Elwynn would accept the throne if it were offered him

[Vilhelm Benkern]

Mike would be a great choice- he could actually implement the constitutional and legal reforms we need well, because he is at the heart of them.

[Monty]

I'll do it. And I promise to be nice to Elwynn

[Kaiser Wythe I]

And I'm still waiting for a PM response, guys. Sorry about the delay.

[Kaiser Wythe I]

Well, the person I PMd a few days ago has yet to respond. Thus, I'll send another person a PM...