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Emissary

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:56 am
by Rei Milharna
What appears to be a nude Safir woman in a pick-up truck rolls down to your capital.

The Safir woman strides up to you, carrying a tray of sandwiches, and delivers the following message:

“I'd like for you to join the Cross-Pelagian Sandwich of the Month Club.”

Re: Emissary

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:33 am
by Demon of Fides
One of the Gold Guard approached the woman, taking a sandwich from the plate. He stared at it through his visor, bringing it closer and closer to the air filter at his mouth. The woman maintained her plastered smile as the guard suddenly threw it high into the air, where the autocannons swissed the cheese in a way that would have made a nordic goatherd cry in a fit of passion.

"Thank you for your time..." The woman strode briskly away.