I humble myself before Bous

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Janus Eadric
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I humble myself before Bous

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I humble myself before the Most Holy and Good Bous, and the one true faith.

I seek the blessings and membership of this church, and advice in the organization for a consecration service of Yours Truly as Prince of the Most Serene Union that is pleasing and good to Our Lord.

Sincerely yours,
His Serene Highness
JANUS
Prince of the Most Serene Union of Thalassa, Neridia, Istvanistan, and St. Andre
Member of the Central Committee of Edgards

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Aldin
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Re: I humble myself before Bous

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O sweet Calf,

You seek the blessings of Bous, yet you already have them. He confers his buttery blessings on all faces upturned in pious prayer. Look no further than yourself for the goodness of Bous. It would be a testament to glory of the church to consecrate your claim and title to the princedom of the Most Serene Union, to rule those lands as a Bovic Prince, with the goodness and lawfulness of the Butter Cow, the swiftness and decisiveness of the Butter Bull, the clarity and humanity of the Butter Man, and the pervasiveness and all-knowingness of the Butter Spirit. To incorporate these four Buttery Dieities into your self, you will also become like Bous and therefore worthy of the dignity of a Bovic coronation.

*ahem* *taps, donation box*

Also a cathedral in Redquill wouldn't hurt.
His Eminence, Aldin Ayreon-Kalirion
Metrobosarch of the Eparchy of Smjorkyr,
Marquess of Sentratera

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