CDZ

The old Novatainians seem to have an unworldly passion for destroying things... Here is where we can do it safely without offending or hurting anyone... (or their property).
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CDZ

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Here you are at the CDZ! Formed after the missile strikes on Novatica by the evil Lord Montague, the Central Business District, or CBD, was renamed the Central Destruction Zone, or CDZ. While the Spire stood alone, unharmed in the middle of it, the majority of buildings in the city had been destroyed. After much dispute, and a bit of looting, Andreas the Wise, ruler of the region, declared it to remain a DZ forever more, and never be rebuilt. Attempts to add further destruction by a mercenary Extreme in the Jasonia War was welcomed by some residents, but the Ref still gave him a Yellow Card for using something "dangerously close to a WMD".
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*tries to find the big red button*
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*pokes Gerk's stomach with a branding iron*

"There! A big red (belly) button!"
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*pushes the button*
*howls in pain*
*pushes the button again*
*howls in misery, as the big red button doesn't seem to be doing anything fun*
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*pokes the big red button with a cattle prod*
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*pokes the cattle prod with some cattle*
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave. But he does deserve a cool war ribbon.
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However, this account still manages:
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn - Speaker of Nelaga, Minister of Interior Affairs, and a Micron

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*rides the cattle*
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*cattles the ride*

*somehow*
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*makes burgers*
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Re: CDZ

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*orders a kebab in German*

Funny story...

*throws it at Gerk*
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*catches and eats it*
Have you been to a sausage stand yet? Good stuff.
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not yet

*catapults the best wurst in town towards Andreas*
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*catches it and eats it with mustard, then orders some pommes frites with mayonnaise*
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*hijacks the JumboTron at the north end of the CDZ and points it to the videos of Epic Meal Time*

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*throws gerk and wurst at the jumbotron*
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*hugs the jumbotron*
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*constructs a hug-a-tron*
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*hugs the hug-a-tron*
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
~Sherlock Holmes

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*puts an insect in th new bug-o-tron*
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-fire never dies alone

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Re: CDZ

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*Builds a giant pair of boots*

Behold! By Bugsquash-inator!


12 hi-5s for anyone who gets the children's tv reference.
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