Malarbor says: The Burgrave Zinkgraven was a thirsty man. To distant shores he ventured for the perfect drop to drink. Now he will sup no more.


Have a care, you who would imbibe without due caution.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:41 am 
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It has been a great quandary, what to do with the Froyalanish pests who washed up on Elwynn's shores - unbidden - thirty-six years ago. How swiftly, in the name of diversity, they overturned and set at nought the ancient customs and proud traditions of the Elw. How readily they sought to divide the population and set communities against themselves, identifying no longer with the nation but with ever more reductive ethnic groups whilst these Storrish invaders heaped the spoils at their own tables, around which hangers-on from their wretched "High Realm" soon came to cluster. Quietly and patiently we endured the perversions of their religion, the abominations and presumptions of their propaganda, and the material and carnal greed of their so-called King.

Yet when we saw that the King was no longer content to confine his lusts to his own realm and had stretched forth his hand - and other appendages - to grasp blameless Mishalan, we felt obliged to act. Swiftly and decisively we did and to Uppland did Noah fly, to continue his peacock struttings and blatherings where they need not trouble us. Yet we were left with the question of what to do with the myriads of followers, who swarmed Benacia in preposterous numbers. Malarbor's suggestion of grinding their corpses into bonemeal was sadly ignored.

Happy then must the Froyalanish be to know that the prudent counsels of the Count Palatine of Kazan, our illustrious Steward, have prevailed. Instead of a wretched death at the hands of vengeful neighbours, the Froyalanish are being offered a chance to redeem themselves through meaningful work in the colonies thoughtfully ordained by her Serenity.


How reassuring it must be for them to know - even as their lineages dilute and their male lines of descent are cut off at the root - that they and their descendants will spend the dwindling years remaining to them on this our Benacian homeland, in grateful service to the nations of our Imperial Republic whom they did once so grievously wrong.


  1. In Elwynn: Liv Dravot: Imperial Mother. Princess of the Elwynnese Republic. Widow of the late Daniyal Sikander Dravot. Administrator of the estate of the late Thorgils Tarjeisson. Chairwoman of the ESB Group.
  2. In Shirekeep: Rofolo Nur Pinito Kasha: Palatine Legate of the Scholae Sathrati. Paroled and returned to Shirekeep after capture by Nationalist Militia. Emissary of the Imperial Mother.

The Deceased

  1. Burgrave Waldemar Zinkgraven: Drowned in a Cask of Ale. (1660)
  2. Daniyal Dravot: intracerebral haemorrhage. (1657)
  3. The Kaiser Dominus: Ingested by a daemonic hellspawn from another dimension. (1644)

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