Hymns Spicy & Modern

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B'Caw indeed.

May he bring you a whole constellation of perfectly blended seasonings for this offering. :Jadie:

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A red-robed figure comes forth from the shadows of the Temple, and lifts up his holy censer, wafting the scent of habaneros, black pepper, and chili powder through the air:

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Behold! He Most Spicy has heard your offering of music, and He has conveyed unto me, his humble servant, that He is greatly confused, yet unbelievably delighted. Yea, faithful Dirigent, you have pleased Him, and for your piety you shall be blessed with a feast of chicken, fried with care and attention and seasoned, as Lord Lunaris has prophesied, with a perfect blend.

Hail B'caw, who burneth the throats and gullets of the wicked, and delighteth the palates of the righteous! Harken unto His words!
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On the same general subject, I found this today.
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*studies document*

Hmm... this could be a text of great importance. I theorise that when one has reached the appropriate level of righteousness in the eyes of B'Caw, one can see through the words "chicken chicken chicken" and obtain the hidden, genuine meaning.

Perhaps it is even one of the Fabled Recipes themselves. Chicken unmatched by mortals in its moist yet crispy spicyness. I implore the High Priest to study this scripture in greater detail - perhaps in time a revelation can be obtained from its cryptic message...

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The study of this document shall be turned over to my learned friends in the Order of Brothers of Cayenne (the Red Fryers). Though it take them a hundred generations, the meaning of it shall be deciphered.
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Image no longer available - the gates have closed and I have missed my chance for enlightenment! Or enspicenment!
Vilhelm Benkern DEOMI, Member of the Order of the Dragon, Silver Swan, Red Dragon
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In Aryasht Prapta Vrteti, former Prince of Aryasht; Zaila Vrteti, Norfolknath
In Elwynn Benjamin Sebasokrator Timothy Quentin Kern, Duke of Raikoth
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What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
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Perhaps we have been found unworthy of His Gift... :tears:

*orders free range chicken farms constructed all over Goldshire by way of repentance*

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