No time to mourn!

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Nathan
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No time to mourn!

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Attention all Natopians! Whether you are currently a loyal citizen of the dominion, or were at any time: ATTENTION! If you harbor any inklings about perhaps joining the BEST MICRONATION to worship butter, play with spaceships, and goats: ATTENTION!

Go vote on two very important pieces of legislation: Peaceful, legal, and amicable TERMINATION of Elwynn's protection. And a new knightly government complete with variable-voting legislature, fanatic butter-worshiping nationalists, and an entire nation left in chaos after a civil war and assassinated founder yearning for guidance... ANY GUIDANCE. YOUR GUIDANCE. Your loving, yet firm and commanding when necessary, guidance.

THIS IS THE TIME to get in on that hot sweet Natopian action. Get in on the ground floor of perhaps the most upwardly mobile Natopian government yet! Nathan Waffel-Paine is dead (may I bless him)! He can't hold the whole place back any more. Got a crazy, half-backed idea for a culture? The denizens of some of our more vaguely defined demesnes will beg you to rule them. And you'll get an extra vote in the Frenzy. JUST BECAUSE.

Any interested persons should fill out a citizenship application which entitles you full voting rights in Frenzy and to keep things quasi-legal. The venerable Grand Master of the Armored Goat will fast-track your application for almost-immediate approval.

If you are wondering what the appropriate way to mourn Nathan Waffel-Paine's death is... THIS IS IT! :whip:
The ghost of Nathan Waffel-Paine

Emir of Raspur

Re: No time to mourn!

Post by Emir of Raspur »

Visit Natopia and play with goats. Be it micronation, petting farm or sordid depravity... I'm sold.

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