Malarbor says: Well, puny mortals, Malarbor has had a fine treat today. The first whole Voortrekker that I've had to devour in many a year. So long Paul Duit, as my roots burrowed into your flesh and rended you limb from limb, I felt as if our acquaintance was so fleeting that I hardly knew ye.

Talking to the Voortrekkers, did you know that the Kaiser's advisers, in a fit of demented generosity and a complete lack of strategic nous had offered to alienate the western portion of his patrimony to permit the recreation of a Batavian nation in the form of a condominium jointly administered with the Voortrekker government? Or that after twelve years (AN) of demonstrating good neighbourliness they would ceded the territory outright in return for scant territorial compensation in the lands stolen by the Voortrekkers from the Siyacha in central Benacia?

Happily for the Imperium, the insane generosity of the Imperial Advisory Council was matched only by the insane arrogance of the Voortrekkers presently ensconced in the Jing enclave of King's Worth. Where we saw prudent safeguards for the condominium, a joint garrison, a mechanism for arbitration, a pledge of good will, peaceful intent, and neutrality, they saw only unwarranted constraints upon their sovereignty. Rather than regain ancestral lands and their cultural patrimony, the Voortrekker community now proposes to uproot to the irradiated hell that is Eura.

Malarbor hopes that the Euran Death Worms enjoy their meals as much as he did.

On a partially related note, have you ever noticed how poultry farmers taste like chicken whilst cattle ranchers seldom taste of beef? Weird, huh?
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 Post subject: Re: The Gong Gazette (Shirerithian Roll of Honour)
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Got a source for that?

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Yeah, my first Decree :p

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"And that the Steward shall be allowed full Ducal privileges over the Skyla Isles lest confusion on the matter arises again."

I did see that when I did some research.

To be allowed full "Ducal" privileges over a county does not necessarily make you the Count. It allows you to act in the government, though I am not sure what ducal privileges exist over a county :P If I allow you full privileges of being in my house that doesn't mean you get to own it.

I'll write a decree to settle it! One step closer to 1000!

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Mirza Jonathan Merlingsson Ayreon-Kalirion, Kaiser of Shireroth, Prince of Elwynn, Hvalafell, Kujirashi-Walstadt and among the Lakes, Emir of Sathrati, Metrobosarch of Benacia, Bosarch of Shirekeep, Count Shishin, Jarl of Frostarike, Scion of the King of Kings


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But the Steward isn't a guest, he's the original owner and roommate so he owns at least part of it.

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Also, dear ol' Katy decreed this:

BE IT FURTHER KNOWN that henceforth the Steward of the Imperial Republic shall enjoy the State Degree Style Dignity Title and Honor of Duke of Skyla.

So you're going to make the third decree concerning the matter.

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What decree would that be?

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Sounds titular, not landed.

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Which is why I made the second decree.

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The title of King of Hawshire-Dura seems to be missing from this list.

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Neither the Gazette nor the Decreebook's been updated since there was last an Ayreon-Kalirion on the throne...

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Nathaniel wrote:
Neither the Gazette nor the Decreebook's been updated since there was last an Ayreon-Kalirion on the throne...

We need a new Ayreon!

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YES!

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I thank you for the confidence... :king:


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Kaltor Win'Eth wrote:
Nathaniel wrote:
Neither the Gazette nor the Decreebook's been updated since there was last an Ayreon-Kalirion on the throne...

We need a new Ayreon!

Yes, we do!

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Lothar von Walstadt wrote:
I thank you for the confidence... :king:


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Peerage should be updated:

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Duchess of Brookshire: Mira Raynora the Elder, Mira Raynora the Younger, Lyssansa Rossheim [shared]
Marquess of Shirekeep: [vacant, the Steward]
Marquess of Zy-Rodun: Daniel Ashura
Count of Mar Sara: Vilhelm Benkern
Count of Skyla Isles: Kaltor Win'Eth
Count of Furniture: Ari
Countess Palatine of Kezan: Mira Octavius-Aryani
Count Bukolos: Shyriath Bukolos
Viscount Verion: Jacob Darylion-Verion
Viscount Minge: Karyl Asparajuun
Viscount Snatch: Egill Brynjarson
Viscount Kuder: Dorian Oran (the horse)
Viscount Potorro: Clarence 2
Viscount Punami: Theodore of Lachmodan
Viscount Conejo: Thomas of Lywind
Baron Froyalan: Harald of Ettlingar Freyu
Baron Cabbage: in abeyance (possibly transferable to Bernie Barentsz)
Baron Mahamantotarebadum: Trajan Myksos (if Trajan is dead, his most general heir)
Baron Vigeland: Marcus Myksos (is he alive?)
Baron Mirkdale: Iain de Vembria (Lord Erion)
Baron Waffle: Kathiros the Safir
Baron Jute: Arne Baskerlund
Baron Nookie: Yoshio Kawayama

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Benkern is Steward technically for the nonce.

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Baron Mahamantotarebadum: Trajan Myksos (if Trajan is dead, his most general heir)

Long dead.. Current heir is Takano Myksos.

EDIT: Now I think about it... Kaiser Mahamantot belonged to the House of Win'Eth, and not Myksos. Or doesn't this matter?

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Baron Vigeland: Marcus Myksos (is he alive?)

Currently dead. If I remember right, my brother told me that Marcus ascended to become a god (thanks to a combination of science and magic!).

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