Malarbor says: Well, puny mortals, Malarbor has had a fine treat today. The first whole Voortrekker that I've had to devour in many a year. So long Paul Duit, as my roots burrowed into your flesh and rended you limb from limb, I felt as if our acquaintance was so fleeting that I hardly knew ye.

Talking to the Voortrekkers, did you know that the Kaiser's advisers, in a fit of demented generosity and a complete lack of strategic nous had offered to alienate the western portion of his patrimony to permit the recreation of a Batavian nation in the form of a condominium jointly administered with the Voortrekker government? Or that after twelve years (AN) of demonstrating good neighbourliness they would ceded the territory outright in return for scant territorial compensation in the lands stolen by the Voortrekkers from the Siyacha in central Benacia?

Happily for the Imperium, the insane generosity of the Imperial Advisory Council was matched only by the insane arrogance of the Voortrekkers presently ensconced in the Jing enclave of King's Worth. Where we saw prudent safeguards for the condominium, a joint garrison, a mechanism for arbitration, a pledge of good will, peaceful intent, and neutrality, they saw only unwarranted constraints upon their sovereignty. Rather than regain ancestral lands and their cultural patrimony, the Voortrekker community now proposes to uproot to the irradiated hell that is Eura.

Malarbor hopes that the Euran Death Worms enjoy their meals as much as he did.

On a partially related note, have you ever noticed how poultry farmers taste like chicken whilst cattle ranchers seldom taste of beef? Weird, huh?
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The Court Circular is the official record that lists the engagements carried out by the Kaiser of the Imperial Republic; the Imperial Family; the Steward; and appointments to their staff and to the Imperial Court. It is issued by the Imperial Household via upload onto the Benacian Data Network and printed a day in arrears at the back of The Shirekeep Gazette and The Daily Mail & Telegraph of Eliria.

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  1. In Modan: Daniyal ibn Daniyal Simrani-Kalirion: Prince of the State of Modan. Palatine Legate of the Scholae Kalirion.
  2. In Elwynn: Liv Dravot: Imperial Mother, Arandur of the Southern League, Widow of the late Daniyal Sikander Dravot. Administrator of the estate of the late Thorgils Tarjeisson. Chairwoman of the ESB Group.

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  1. Burgrave Waldemar Zinkgraven: Drowned in a Cask of Ale. (1660)
  2. Daniyal Dravot: intracerebral haemorrhage. (1657)
  3. The Kaiser Dominus: Ingested by a daemonic hellspawn from another dimension. (1644)


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The Imperial Court is saddened to note the passing of Danyial Sikander XXI Dravot, Chairman of the ESB Group, Arandur of the Emirate of Alalehzamin and Utasia (since 1644), Royal Instructing Justice of Elwynn (since 1644), former Minister of Military Affairs (1645–1648), former Steward of the Imperial Republic (1645–1647), following a long illness. A long term resident of the Yoni Temple in Modan-Lach since his retirement from public life in 1653, he embraced the universal truth of the Cedrist creed and found peace with his eventful life. He was attended to his last by his faithful retainer Billy Phish. He now is one with his ancestors and is one again reunited with the founding members of the ESB Group, the Kaiser Dominus, and Ernst Cryptsinger, in the hereafter.

The Imperial Court extends its condolences to his family, particularly to his wife Liv and his neice Sarah.

His will is, in accordance with his wishes, to be read at the Bethlem Hotel in Teldrin, Goldshire, on a date that is yet to be announced. Details concerning the funeral arrangements shall be announced in due course.

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  1. In Modan: Daniyal ibn Daniyal Simrani-Kalirion: Prince of the State of Modan. Palatine Legate of the Scholae Kalirion.
  2. In Elwynn: Liv Dravot: Imperial Mother, Arandur of the Southern League, Widow of the late Daniyal Sikander Dravot. Administrator of the estate of the late Thorgils Tarjeisson. Chairwoman of the ESB Group.

The Deceased

  1. Burgrave Waldemar Zinkgraven: Drowned in a Cask of Ale. (1660)
  2. Daniyal Dravot: intracerebral haemorrhage. (1657)
  3. The Kaiser Dominus: Ingested by a daemonic hellspawn from another dimension. (1644)


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The Kaiser was saddened to hear of the Hjartahorn incident which has killed thousands of people in Crowsilver.

The Kaiser has written to the Count of Crowsilver, expressing his deepest condolences at the tragic loss of innocent life. In his letter, the Kaiser also informed the Count that he would visit Crowsilver to speak with the survivors and volunteers in the rescue operation.

His thoughts and prayers are with the survivors, and the friends and families of all who suffer at this horrible time.


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Our Lord the Radiant Sun received today the Arbiter of the Imperial Judex, His Majesty Ryker Redquill, the King of Goldshire, Prince of Shireroth, for tea.

Present at the audience were also Her Imperial Highness the Emira of Sathrati and the Imperial Concubine the Lady Isidora.

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Our Lord the Radiant Sun received today the Ambassadors of Caputia, Constancia and Hoenn for an audience with tea in order to thank them in person for their congratulations and wishes of good health on the occasion of the birth of Their Imperial Highnesses Prince Kir and Princess Kian.

Present at the audience were also Their Imperial Highnesses the Emira of Sathrati, Prince Kir and Princess Kian, as well as the Imperial Concubine the Lady Isidora.

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