Site Safety Inspection

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Continuator
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To whom it may concern,

We have recently become aware of a derelict oil rig adrift somewhere in the North Raynor Sea. As this may constitute a navigation hazard, the fleet will shortly be dispatching a team to investigate the site's last reported location and to conduct a structural safety evaluation so as to ensure that all relevant international standards are being complied with. If you are the present owner, operator, or squatter, aboard this structure your cooperation will be appreciated.

Naval Secretariat, Apollonia Command

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Raz
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You are permitted to perform a visual inspection of our micronation, but please do not near it closer than 100 meters.

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Has the inspection been satisfactory? :posh:

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His Constancian Majesty's Ship Kilkis, a Northman-Class corvette under the command of Ypoploiarchos Theodoros Pangalos, has established station 150 meters from the location, is undertaking remote observation, and is improving mapping of the area to ensure the continued safety of navigation on sea.

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We raise the flag to salute you, your highness.

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Raz wrote:Has the inspection been satisfactory? :posh:
*A frogman surfaces*

"All in order, old boy. We've placed a... er... marker in the water to make sure nothing untoward occurs."

*Swims off towards a submersible in a somewhat urgent fashion.*

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President Raz observes the floating "marker" through his binoculars as it exploded, creating a huge wave of water that hit the oil rig, washing many dear personal belongings of the crew into the ocean.

"Fecking pranksters!" he mumbled.

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His Constancian Majesty's Ship Kilkis messages on the open radio guard frequency if it may render any assistance or evacuate personnel.

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A few towels would help. :posh:

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His Constancian Majesty's Ship Kilkis has dispatched a motorboat with foodstuffs and towels in a humanitarian mission in accordance with the traditional law of the seas.
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