[letter] The death of a whore

[Raz]

A LETTER FROM THE HEAD STEWARD OF THE IMPERIAL PALACE

The glorious news of the late Kaiseress' Noor has reached the Imperial Palace, bringing joy to the hearts of the Jingdaoese people. We remember Kaiseress Noor as a loose and unstable woman, who sought to wreak havoc on the face of Micras. It was only because of her love of chaos and sexual appetite for the equally animalistic autokrateira that she brought the rogue state of Constancia into the fold of the Shiro-Natopian alliance. It is the hope of the Imperial Palace that now Shireroth will soon have a new ruler, that sanity and modesty will return to the Mango Throne. Only then can we expect a long period of peace.

Head Steward Dao Zhang

[Jonas]

Hurray!

Shouldn't we also remember her positive aspects, like her order to put her son to death? She brought the destruction of her dynasty a step closer!

[Raz]

I hope you are right zhu!

[Jonas]

More troublesome and worth noticing, Head Steward, is the unfortunate end of Minarboria. While not an ally, they deserve some honorary mention for their cultural developments, even if they were done by dead people.

[Raz]

The undead of southern Cibola were the oldest friends of Jingdao. It is a shame to see them fall to the Storish threat.

[Jonas]

The undead of southern Cibola were the oldest friends of Jingdao. It is a shame to see them fall to the Storish threat.

Is there a Storish threat?

[Raz]

Clearly.

[Iakovos Raynor]

How dare you all call Our late Imperial Cousin such! You have created a diplomatic incident! If We were not currently effectively exiled by Shireroth's misguided Steward, who has instead chosen to follow the orders of an infant over those of an adult, We would promptly order Our MiniEx to recall all the Apollonian consuls!

However, We are currently effectively exiled, and therefore We cannot do that, and, indeed, We are in need of alliances, so We perhaps do not have much room to negotiate. Therefore, if Apollonia issues an Official Statement endorsing Our ascension as leader of Shireroth, then We will refrain from recalling any Apollonian consuls and ignore this ignorant behavior!





Signed,

His Niftiness and Imperator Iakovos I of Shireroth

[Jonas]

How dare you all call Our late Imperial Cousin such! You have created a diplomatic incident! If We were not currently effectively exiled by Shireroth's misguided Steward, who has instead chosen to follow the orders of an infant over those of an adult, We would promptly order Our MiniEx to recall all the Apollonian consuls!

However, We are currently effectively exiled, and therefore We cannot do that, and, indeed, We are in need of alliances, so We perhaps do not have much room to negotiate. Therefore, if Apollonia issues an Official Statement endorsing Our ascension as leader of Shireroth, then We will refrain from recalling any Apollonian consuls and ignore this ignorant behavior!





Signed,

His Niftiness and Imperator Iakovos I of Shireroth

Interesting...

[Raz]

Is his head on a stick already?

[Raz]

[Jonas]

Is his head on a stick already?

It seems the man has escaped, Your Divine Majesty.