All questions are expected to be answered in full and with maximum accuracy by the end of the month.General Statistics
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How is Natopia doing?
How much do I suck?
Should we invade Nelaga?
Do you have suggestions for next census?
What are they?
Census September 2011
Moderators: (Natopia) Emperor, (Natopia) Chancellor, (Natopia) Minister of Information
Census September 2011
My apologies for the tardiness of the September census. I was at my parents' house this weekend, making sure that nobody has killed anyone else yet.
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Hesam wrote:Trains are very efficient at making long lines of people dead, and I suppose they could also be used for transportation or something.
Re: Census September 2011
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Poluti Poki'i of Sanilla
Acting Xonuti of the Free State of Sanilla
Poluti Poki'i of Sanilla
Re: Census September 2011
General Statistics
Name/Alias (as registered with the Ministry of Serious Business): Nathan of Waffel-Paine
Other Names/Aliases: Nathan Bephiudaan Dariolin (in Elwynn), Theodores Piotesanthropou Dozes (in Athlon)
Mother's Maiden Name: Waffel
Father's Maiden Name: Paine
Other Citizenships (micronational): Elwynn, Nelaga
Other Citizenships (macronational): USA
Years in Micronations: 9
Biological Statistics
Age: 23
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Opinions
How is Natopia doing? Slow n steady.
How much do I suck? Not at all.
Should we invade Nelaga? Nah.
Do you have suggestions for next census? Nope
What are they?
Name/Alias (as registered with the Ministry of Serious Business): Nathan of Waffel-Paine
Other Names/Aliases: Nathan Bephiudaan Dariolin (in Elwynn), Theodores Piotesanthropou Dozes (in Athlon)
Mother's Maiden Name: Waffel
Father's Maiden Name: Paine
Other Citizenships (micronational): Elwynn, Nelaga
Other Citizenships (macronational): USA
Years in Micronations: 9
Biological Statistics
Age: 23
Blood Type (ABO, +/-):
Shoe Size (KS M 6681):
Bra Size (EN 13402):
Beard Length (pc):
Surface Area (sq m):
Body Fat (%):
Opinions
How is Natopia doing? Slow n steady.
How much do I suck? Not at all.
Should we invade Nelaga? Nah.
Do you have suggestions for next census? Nope
What are they?
The ghost of Nathan Waffel-Paine
- Hesam Jayatar
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Re: Census September 2011
General Statistics
Name/Alias (as registered with the Ministry of Serious Business): Hesam Jayatar
Other Names/Aliases: Emir of Sajin
Mother's Maiden Name: of
Father's Maiden Name: (unfortunately this name is also a word that constitutes a hate crime in many states).
Other Citizenships (micronational): Babkha, Antica
Other Citizenships (macronational): Prussian
Years in Micronations: erm ten or eleven I think
Biological Statistics
Age: ∞
Blood Type: nice try
Shoe Size: Shoe? Are those the one what that fancy people wears?
Bra Size: Bras are oppressive.
Beard Length: Chin or Crotch?
Surface Area: I've been approached by Christo and Jeanne-Claude on three occasions to be used in an art instillation.
Body Fat (%): Svelte and gaunt thanks to a healthy diet of coffee and cigarettes.
Opinions
How is Natopia doing? Oh you know, same old same old. How's yourself?
How much do I suck? As far as census' go, you're all right. I mean, not as terrible as Antica's but I'd rather not go into it.
Should we invade Nelaga? Who?
Do you have suggestions for next census? I might
What are they? I'll get back to you.
Name/Alias (as registered with the Ministry of Serious Business): Hesam Jayatar
Other Names/Aliases: Emir of Sajin
Mother's Maiden Name: of
Father's Maiden Name: (unfortunately this name is also a word that constitutes a hate crime in many states).
Other Citizenships (micronational): Babkha, Antica
Other Citizenships (macronational): Prussian
Years in Micronations: erm ten or eleven I think
Biological Statistics
Age: ∞
Blood Type: nice try
Shoe Size: Shoe? Are those the one what that fancy people wears?
Bra Size: Bras are oppressive.
Beard Length: Chin or Crotch?
Surface Area: I've been approached by Christo and Jeanne-Claude on three occasions to be used in an art instillation.
Body Fat (%): Svelte and gaunt thanks to a healthy diet of coffee and cigarettes.
Opinions
How is Natopia doing? Oh you know, same old same old. How's yourself?
How much do I suck? As far as census' go, you're all right. I mean, not as terrible as Antica's but I'd rather not go into it.
Should we invade Nelaga? Who?
Do you have suggestions for next census? I might
What are they? I'll get back to you.
- Lord Erion
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Re: Census September 2011
So where did all the Natopians go?
Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.
- Lord Erion
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Re: Census September 2011
Then you have achieved peace through silent oppression! Congratulations!
Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.
Re: Census September 2011
Indeed. We've achieved our version of utopia.
Hence our complacency.
The ghost of Nathan Waffel-Paine
- Lord Erion
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Re: Census September 2011
You do realise that the ultimate fate of Utopia is oblivion?
Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.
Re: Census September 2011
Hopefully this minor, horrifying taste of oblivion will shock the collective cultural consciousnesses of Natopians into action and instill a love of chaos after witnessing the absolute nothingness.
I feel like this is treading into Hyperborean philosophy here....
I feel like this is treading into Hyperborean philosophy here....
The ghost of Nathan Waffel-Paine
- Lord Erion
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Re: Census September 2011
Well, there are a lot of words for a start.
Worringly, I even understood them...
Worringly, I even understood them...
Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.