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Census September 2011

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My apologies for the tardiness of the September census. I was at my parents' house this weekend, making sure that nobody has killed anyone else yet.
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How is Natopia doing?

How much do I suck?

Should we invade Nelaga?

Do you have suggestions for next census?

What are they?
All questions are expected to be answered in full and with maximum accuracy by the end of the month.
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Re: Census September 2011

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Re: Census September 2011

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General Statistics

Name/Alias (as registered with the Ministry of Serious Business): Nathan of Waffel-Paine

Other Names/Aliases: Nathan Bephiudaan Dariolin (in Elwynn), Theodores Piotesanthropou Dozes (in Athlon)

Mother's Maiden Name: Waffel

Father's Maiden Name: Paine

Other Citizenships (micronational): Elwynn, Nelaga

Other Citizenships (macronational): USA

Years in Micronations: 9

Biological Statistics

Age: 23

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Opinions

How is Natopia doing? Slow n steady.

How much do I suck? Not at all.

Should we invade Nelaga? Nah.

Do you have suggestions for next census? Nope

What are they?
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Re: Census September 2011

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General Statistics

Name/Alias (as registered with the Ministry of Serious Business): Hesam Jayatar

Other Names/Aliases: Emir of Sajin

Mother's Maiden Name: of

Father's Maiden Name: (unfortunately this name is also a word that constitutes a hate crime in many states).

Other Citizenships (micronational): Babkha, Antica

Other Citizenships (macronational): Prussian

Years in Micronations: erm ten or eleven I think

Biological Statistics

Age:

Blood Type: nice try

Shoe Size: Shoe? Are those the one what that fancy people wears?

Bra Size: Bras are oppressive.

Beard Length: Chin or Crotch?

Surface Area: I've been approached by Christo and Jeanne-Claude on three occasions to be used in an art instillation.

Body Fat (%): Svelte and gaunt thanks to a healthy diet of coffee and cigarettes.

Opinions

How is Natopia doing? Oh you know, same old same old. How's yourself?

How much do I suck? As far as census' go, you're all right. I mean, not as terrible as Antica's but I'd rather not go into it.

Should we invade Nelaga? Who?

Do you have suggestions for next census? I might

What are they? I'll get back to you.

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Re: Census September 2011

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So where did all the Natopians go?
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Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.

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Re: Census September 2011

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Hibernating.

Slacking. :Court:
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Then you have achieved peace through silent oppression! Congratulations! :demon:
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Re: Census September 2011

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:salute:

Indeed. We've achieved our version of utopia.

Hence our complacency. :sad:
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You do realise that the ultimate fate of Utopia is oblivion? ;)
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Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.

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Hopefully this minor, horrifying taste of oblivion will shock the collective cultural consciousnesses of Natopians into action and instill a love of chaos after witnessing the absolute nothingness.


I feel like this is treading into Hyperborean philosophy here.... :nuke:
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Re: Census September 2011

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Well, there are a lot of words for a start. :p

Worringly, I even understood them... :OO:
His Imperial Highness Erion of Waffel-Paine,
Prince of Natopia, Prince of Arboria, Duke of New Aquitane, and of the Punkrock Isles, Count of Nerklaa, Count of Augustus, Lord am Baat, Baron Mirkdale, Representative in Frenzy for Arboria, Knight of the Order of the Black Hole, Awardee of the Regent's Medal, MNN.

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