Update from Redquill: Report on the Count's Investigation

[Ryker]

Many are still shocked at the events that transpired in Klaasiya just two months ago. From how a Minister's of the Natopian Government kidnapping went unnoticed too the calculated assault which ensued hours later, Redquill and the rest of Natopia want to know: what exactly happened, and who is responsible? As it is an ongoing investigation, no Natopian government body is at liberty to disclose any information regarding the incident or any leads on suspects. Though, Count Everstone did preach caution to reporters at a promotion event for Auger Industries, saying, "I don't want anyone [in the press] to point fingers. There are a lot of things which we aren't ready to disclose and the last thing we need is a mindless witch hunt... Just let us do our jobs".

In related news, Auger Industries is experiencing unprecedented hype thanks to what many are calling "the mother of all ad-campaigns". From every commercial break, to every magazine centerfold, Auger Industries is selling its product with the words everyone in Redquill knows: Be better. Be more.

This has been "Update from Redquill". Thank you, and have pleasant day.