[Cabbagefall] Transitions

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[Cabbagefall] Transitions

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Not long after the news broke that the Mango Rangers had taken control of the Shirekeep-Cabbagefall ferry terminals, the air began to reverberate with the thrumming of dozens of attack helicopters, filling the skies as they swept in from the Imperial County side of the White Elwynn and over the desolate wasteland of the outskirts of Cabbagefall, heading on a flight path that took them towards an unspecified destination in the north and east.

In their wake, television and radio signals faded to crackling static. When images and sound were restored, the good people of Cabbagefall found that their normal services had been replaced by hours of looped footage of psychosis-inducing propaganda.

Finally, mercifully, this too ended, and in its place came a figure known to just about everyone who was still sat in front of their television sets. A figure known and revered throughout the land for his sagacity and his venerable wisdom. It was, of course, the MoMA Press Spokesman:
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"Citizens, Subjects and other assorted lesser dependent persons of Goldshire,

I bring to you the fraternal greetings of your friends and brothers across the Imperial Republic. We may be of different races, religions, cultures and species, we may not even share the common condition of mortality, but today, with you, we are one. We grieve with you, as you grieve with your sovereign, during these dark days that have befallen your Kingdom. We mourn with you the sad passing of Princes Arn and
*pause* Rostam Ayreon-Kalirion. Know now that the Imperial Republic stands with you as your Royal Government seeks to hunt down and bring to justice those traitors who turned their hands so cruelly, and with so little justification, against two defenceless boys. Know too that the blood of the innocents will be repaid a hundred-fold by the blood of the guilty.

His Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Hjalmar
*pause* Redquill, has, with a patient and sympathetic ear, heard the entreaties of Her Majesty Queen Noor, and, with a burning desire for justice to be done in the name of his slain kinsmen, acceded to the request of Goldshire's Royal Government to dispatch Imperial Forces into your Kingdom to give fraternal aid to the Goldshire Regulars and to the civil power, vested in the Martial Law Administrator, the good Doctor Cryptsinger. Be assured. All will be well. As the age old proverb goes:

We are Shireroth. Time is on our side.

A curfew is now in force in the Cabbagefall area from 1945 to 0645 daily. If you are uncertain, please contact a member of the Imperial Forces for further clarification. If you are a member of a proscribed organisation, or if you know of anyone who is currently or may have been in the past, please contact your local ESB representative to allow for appropriate arrangements to be made. Remember, if you volunteer this information you could earn a community trust award - which is better than the alternative!

On that note, I bid you good night."


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