New High Priest of the Holy Church of the Divine Icebear

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New High Priest of the Holy Church of the Divine Icebear

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Our Holy, Esteemed, Divine and Sacret Church has appointed a new High Priest who will lead our Church towards new hights. We believe that this man, this special, holy man, is chosen by our Lord and saviour himself to represent him with his extraordinary powers and his ability to serve and to help. He truly is not only talented, but also pure, honest. Yes, more like a god than a man.

Fellow Icebearians, believers, friends, comrades, loved ones, soldiers, crusaders, our new High Priest: His Holiness Tom Cruise.

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In his first speech, Lord Cruise spoke about the wonders of the Icebear, about the mystery of being a member of the faith and about his personal path to Icebearianism.

Cruise: "Being an Icebearian is a privilege, something you have to earn. Because an Icebearian does... he or she has the ability to create new realities and ambitions. Being an icebearian means: walking past someone and know absolutely that you can help them"

"You know what, pfff, this is it, this is exactly it"

“Being an Icebearian, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help,” Tom said, flexing his OT muscles.

Coming up with great new ways to reach enlightenment, Cruise said: 'And let's get it done. Let's really get it done. Have enough love, compassion, and toughness that you're going to do it and, uh, do it right.'

Because of his love for the Icebear, Mr. Cruise jumped on a couch where a black woman was sitting. Which was cool.

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"Now is the time, now is the time, and you better know it." Cruise said " Okay, it's just, if you're on board, you're on board just like the rest of us. Period."
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