Seven Years Went Under the Bridge...

[Yfirstormarksgythia]

A special Friday Service was held this morning at the Temple of the Falcon and the Lioness in the Royal City of Konungursbýur. The puropose of the service was to beseech the Lady Frigga to extend Her All-Motherly mercy to Her child Thorstein Noah Hallbjörns- og Esthersson of the Houses of Waffel-Paine‎‎, of Ayreon-Kalirion, and of the Descendants of Freyja, so that a new Wife Mortal shall come His way to end the darkness of the matrimonial loneliness of the Palatine King of Uppland in which His Viking Majesty has been engulfed ever since the untimely death of His First Lady Wife Mortal, the Kaiseress Noor of Shireroth, of Glorious and Beloved Memory.

Through various offerings, the performance of several rites, rituals and ceremonies, the congregation humbly invited Her Most Sacred Majesty the Queen of Heaven to ascend Hlidskjalf to scan Reikistjarna in order to find the Palatine King a loving and caring Lady of the legally required station to become and be His Wife Mortal so that the gaping hole in His heart would be filled and there would an abundance of light and love in His Viking Majesty's life again. Suddenly the people present in the Temple of the Falcon and the Lioness experienced feelings of warmth and contentment: good news was on its way! Then, in a blinding flash of golden light, the Goddess Frigga appeared. The Lady Divine was holding a golden rope which She tied into a love knot. The congration burst into raucous cheering. Their efforts had paid off and everyting was going to be alright!

[Lady Gefialdrsdottir]

The Lady Frigga, much better than Tinder!