Jingdaoese motivationals: The Hamster

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Jingdaoese motivationals: The Hamster

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The Federal Chancellery has issued this poster to motivate the Jingdaoese people. It is part of a series of posters that showcase virtuous examples in the animal kingdom. Of course the hamster has long been an iconic animal in Jingdaoese culture.

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Jingdaoese motivationals: The Ant

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The second poster shows the virtue of ants. This poster is a favorite among the public and scholarly debate is undergoing to determine what species of ants is the noblest.

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Yeah, Ergonia, unlike 经 到 ,is the complete opposite of this. We let our residents think for themselves. Therefore, if they happen to come across a stream of fire ants ready to bite them, which could in turn cause an allergic reaction resulting in their paralysis or death, they have the conscious choice to decide whether to step on them or use insect spray, or simply avoid them.

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You expose your citizens to fire ants? You uncompassionate, uncaring, lazy ruler! Jingdaoese citizens need not worry, except when ordered to. When the state does not wish that our citizens be bitten by fire ants, it will not allow fire ants to settle. All our animals are meek and compliant, except the dogs at the border posts which are merely compliant. Should our citizens be faced with a difficult decision, they can call one of the seven government helplines that will order them what to do.

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Rasmus wrote:You expose your citizens to fire ants? You uncompassionate, uncaring, lazy ruler! Jingdaoese citizens need not worry, except when ordered to. When the state does not wish that our citizens be bitten by fire ants, it will not allow fire ants to settle. All our animals are meek and compliant, except the dogs at the border posts which are merely compliant. Should our citizens be faced with a difficult decision, they can call one of the seven government helplines that will order them what to do.
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