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Newspaper headlines 166 EGA

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CHANCELLOR LAIDON DENIES THAT THE FEDERATION HAS BEEN ANNEXED BY JINGDAO

After rumours the the Gong Federation has been annexed by the Holy Empire of Jingdao at Sea, Chancellor Laidon has issued a statement that this is not the case. The Chancellor admitted that a fleet of nuclear submarines equipped with nuclear warheads had surfaced before the coast of Hau, but called the insinuations that the government had capitulated "cynical and vile". He insisted the Coast Guard had dealt with the threat.

PETER LAIDON FIGHTS WITH HIS WIFE, NUKES HER

A marital dispute between Peter and Amanda Laidon spun out of control as Chancellor Peter ordered the armed forces to launch the nuclear arsenal on the capital yesterday. Officials in the army said that while none of the officers involved was happy with the order, correct procedure had to be followed and that Chancellor Laidon had provided the necessary paperwork. Angered families of people in the evaporation zone demanded to see the paperwork and threatened to storm the Chancellery late in the evening, they were however informed that they should return during office hours. The Chancellery has since denied that the Federation got nuked by Jingdao anyway.

EVACUATION TO ARVIDSBORG

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With radiation levels rising in the north, Chancellor Laidon has instruced the armed forces to work on the evacuation of the population towards the city of Arvidsborg. At the same time, sanitation officers have begun to collect corpses and the terminally radiation sick in the radiated areas. They will be brought over to Dødningeknip to be cremated.

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