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Be a hamster

Postby Raz » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:28 pm

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Re: Be a hamster

Postby Kalgachi Envoy » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:04 pm

It seems our furry gift to the Heavenly Light has begun to offer enlightenment...
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Re: Be a hamster

Postby Raz » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:39 am

Your Excellency... given that the Imperial Palace has such great experiences with hamsters, we believe that a living tee-al would be no problem either. Would Kalgachia be able to deliver such an animal or perhaps even a pair?
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Re: Be a hamster

Postby Kalgachi Envoy » Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:08 pm

Whilst the capture and export of live Tee-als is technically possible, they would require transport through the Kingdom of Batavia whose political goodwill may not be sufficient to grant such a thing - the unfortunate compromise of Batavia's royal court by the influence of Raspur Pact elites, the strain in Batavia-Jingdao relations occasioned by the tragic demise of Heer Osterwelle and certain historical animosities held by the House of Verion to whose Iron Company Kalgachia's foreign trade logistics are contracted, would collectively seem to present an insurmountable obstacle.

Inert Tee-al byproducts such as the ivory from its tail spines or folk medicines made from its bones may be found less objectionable.
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Re: Be a hamster

Postby Raz » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:20 pm

Excellency,

We understand that transporting an adult tee-al might be somewhat of a challenge. And we would understand it if you would be unable to transport the bugger to us. But the Empire has its own logistics services, which could surely find a way to transport a small crate through one or more of the so-called Vulture States.
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Re: Be a hamster

Postby Kalgachi Envoy » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:37 pm

May it please the Heavenly Light's government to learn that the Directorate of the Tumultuous Wastes has just been contacted by a freelance screenwriter whose most recent project, 'Tee-als on a Plane', was recently rejected by the BergSci film studio but is said to be of some relevance to the present discussion. He has been summoned to Oktavyan for further consultations and the Grand Secretariat will be informed of any insights gained in due course.
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