Jingdao lands on dark side of Sweden

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Jingdao lands on dark side of Sweden

Post by Raz » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:59 pm


OSLO - In a historic first, Jingdao has successfully landed a reconnaissance team on the dark side of Sweden. The Jingdaoese National Space Administration landed the reconnaissance craft, officially named Nuowei 1 at 10:26 Daocheng time on Thursday near Oslo. Until recently, few considered it feasible for a Jingdaoese team to gain access to Noirway, as the dark side of Sweden is also called. Previously teams were stopped at the border, even if they would produce European passports. This changed when Captain Toutoumomo of the Tegong team that oversees and instructs Carl XVI Gustaf visited a Christmas market at Slottstorget in Gävle. Here he was able to acquire a machine that looked like a giant straw goat, but could hold a dozen Jingdaoese soldiers and be transported across the internal border without even raising one custom officer's eyebrow.
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Re: Jingdao lands on dark side of Sweden

Post by Jonas » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:41 pm

A truly marvelous victory over the decadent Natopian and Shirerithian pigs! :herman:
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