For sale: Forgiveness for your sins.

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Sisera B.E.

For sale: Forgiveness for your sins.

Post by Sisera B.E. »

Lot: Forgiveness

Religion: Germanic Cult
Authority: The forgiveness will be issued by the High Priestess of the Cult.

Description: Many people wonder what happens after they die but few people would be able to live comfortably if they knew. Part of the problem is that if you die you will end up in a cave just below Herckenburg that is ruled by our Goddess Germania, who is quit angry about you being there. However, Germania likes the priestesses of the Germanic Cult and we can do a word for you so your afterlife will be a bit less horrible and she will forgive you trespassing.

The Germanic Cult guarantees it will do a good word for you, experience shows that this usually helps but a good outcome can't be guaranteed. Only one lot is available, we might get mad at you if you don't bid or bid too low and tell Germania that you are a bitch. Auction managed by Erasmus Verlag.

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Elijah Ayreon
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Re: For sale: Forgiveness for your sins.

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You pay me 500, and I will be forgiven :D

So -500 florins.
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Sisera B.E.

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Elijah Ayreon wrote:You pay me 500, and I will be forgiven :D

So -500 florins.
Read the fineprint.

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Jacobus Loki
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Re: For sale: Forgiveness for your sins.

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This can be gotten for free from a higher authority.

Sisera B.E.

Re: For sale: Forgiveness for your sins.

Post by Sisera B.E. »

Jacobus Loki wrote:This can be gotten for free from a higher authority.
Which authority are you referring to?

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