The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thread
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Is this in the Micras Discord?
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I thought it'd all be about Micronational football.
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Jack wrote:Be it stiffly and uncomfortably
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Heath Belledin wrote: I'm sure Greg enjoys his man parts being intact
Octy wrote: that's a bit of a personal matter, isn't it, Carl?
Heath Belledin wrote: Not if your boss is idly considering cutting them off for work-related purposes >.>
Octy wrote: he might not mind
it'd fit in a speedo better
Heath Belledin wrote: How do you know that?
Octy wrote: I'm just saying we don't know
let's not assume he'd object
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Heath Belledin wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr
One channel is. The others are about masturbation, as you can see...Mira Octavius-Aryani wrote:I thought it'd all be about Micronational football.
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Shyriath wrote:YOUR WALLS BLOCK THEIR PEEPERS
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Jack - Today at 8:07 PM wrote: I just opened a beer bottle with a spoon
You can call me God now
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Octy wrote:turns out making my own rope isn't that hard...thankfully, I can skip the finishing out of the brain because it doesn't need to look like hair
Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr
Thus saith the Lord, Saviour of the Britons, BFF of the Trump, "You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better. "
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Nige for MiniEx. He'd probably offend fewer countries than Boris... I imagine Farage would get on swimmingly with the Saudis, especially when it comes to women.
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Google attempts to translate the Socratic dialogues of Jack and Rasmus... and fails... autogenerating dialogue for an episode of 'Allo 'Allo! instead.Jack: Aha
no forklift cracks more so
Rasmus: Yes, is there too but not constant
Jack: Do not attempt to drive sprinkler system broke
My roommate was there last dismissals
Rasmus: Wow ... so high our reach does not. Sitting 12 meters, I believe, is the reach to about 10
I have a one time warp drive in my previous company, just not broken ..: wink:
But instantly dismissed? Water damage?
Jack: Yes
drove the whole gang to typhoid
Rasmus: We recently had an idiot who drove everything to smithereens, stand legs especially, once nearly a team leader knocked with his trick ...
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More proof that Dutch is a joke language.
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That, incidentally, was the point at which Farage became my favourite rabble-rouser.Adam wrote:Thus saith the Lord, Saviour of the Britons, BFF of the Trump, "You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask, that we're all going to ask, is "Who are you?" I'd never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President, who voted for you, and what mechanism … oh, I know democracy isn't popular with you lot, and what mechanism the people of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy? Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and I have no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy, and of the European nation states. You appear to have a loathing for the very concept of the existence of nation states - perhaps that's because you come from Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country. But since you took over, we've seen Greece reduced to nothing more than a protectorate. Sir, you have no legitimacy in this job at all, and I can say with confidence that I speak on behalf of the majority of British people in saying: We don't know you, we don't want you, and the sooner you're put out to grass, the better. "
Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr
I imitate scorpions, i eat people, badass, bad language, very bad behaviour, its the way
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Kaiser Dominus wrote:Rasmus: Wow ... so high our reach does not.
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Carl on Belgium:
replace "Flemings" with "humans" and "Walloons" with "pokemon"
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Random guy on Grindr: Hi where are you from?
Me: Here, though I don't live here.
RG: Are you Syrian?
Me: No, I'm not. Are you?
RG: Yes. Palestinian.
Me: Do I look Syrian to you?
RG: Yes.
Me: Here, though I don't live here.
RG: Are you Syrian?
Me: No, I'm not. Are you?
RG: Yes. Palestinian.
Me: Do I look Syrian to you?
RG: Yes.
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Got dat rugged masculinity, Ric.