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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby Thadeus Laing » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:28 pm

    Rasmus is not a NAZI leftover...is he?

    But yes NAZIism is of course worse than even the most extreme of the terrorist-used interpretations of Medieval Islam. That is mainly because of the wide swaths of people NAZIism justified killing.
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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby Rasmus » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:52 pm

    The difference between some modern Islam groups and Nazi Germany is not how evil they are, but how effective they were.
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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby The Tarjeisson Trust » Mon May 08, 2017 8:55 pm

    [HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:15 PM wrote:@[IRS] Ardy why do you hate normal people :frowning:

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:17 PM wrote:I meet them occasionally. It makes me want to drive nails into their eyes. :wink:

    [HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:17 PM wrote::unamused:

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:19 PM wrote:"Normal" people? Do you mean plebs?

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:20 PM wrote:Could mean the proles. Plebs would be a cut above... if we were following the Roman system vaguely

    [HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:20 PM wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you people

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:20 PM wrote:Romans? Ghastly Johnny foreigner types!

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:21 PM wrote:Well, now that they're Italians, but they had some quality in the past. :wink:

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:22 PM wrote:I do envy their open bloodlust policy in entertainment. Would be nice to bring back

    [HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:No thank you

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:Hm. Quite so. Perhaps the Russians will live up to their billing as the Third Rome and arrange something.

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:@[HON/IRS] Hālian Don't worry, the lions eat fast

    [HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:23 PM wrote::angry:

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:The bears on the other hand... very messy eaters. Tend to play with their food.(edited)

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:24 PM wrote:See, that's where Russia has a downside for me

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:25 PM wrote:Great potentialities though. You could have a Bears vs Chechens half-time event

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:Chechen bears? Reminds me of a news story recently...

    [IRS] Ari - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:( @[HON/IRS] Hālian they're not being 100% serious)

    [HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:26 PM wrote::unamused:

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:(35% serious)

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:It's absurd that clarification has to be made

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:Great though, as a fan of absurdity and splatter patterns(edited)

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:28 PM wrote:True. And anyway, such a dystopia might not be all that far off with all these Muslamic rayguns around

    [IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:28 PM wrote:Muslamic rayguns... you tease :wink:

    [CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:29 PM wrote:Strong and stable, just like the coffee in my horse's enclosure
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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:45 pm

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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby Ryker » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:29 am

    Jack - Today at 5:30 PM
    I wrote some stories about it
    and I don't want Harald to destroy the shit.


    Ardy -
    Put it in the forum, and your critics will come. Hopefully only figuratively.
    Ryker -
    Jack might pre a little
    Ardy -
    Probably
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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby Verion » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:55 pm

    Ryker - vandaag om 00:20
    stability is my goal here

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    Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

    Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:22 pm

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