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Postby Thadeus Laing » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:28 pm

Rasmus is not a NAZI leftover...is he?

But yes NAZIism is of course worse than even the most extreme of the terrorist-used interpretations of Medieval Islam. That is mainly because of the wide swaths of people NAZIism justified killing.
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Postby Hai Emperor » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:52 pm

The difference between some modern Islam groups and Nazi Germany is not how evil they are, but how effective they were.
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Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

Postby The Tarjeisson Trust » Mon May 08, 2017 8:55 pm

[HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:15 PM wrote:@[IRS] Ardy why do you hate normal people :frowning:

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:17 PM wrote:I meet them occasionally. It makes me want to drive nails into their eyes. :wink:

[HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:17 PM wrote::unamused:

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:19 PM wrote:"Normal" people? Do you mean plebs?

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:20 PM wrote:Could mean the proles. Plebs would be a cut above... if we were following the Roman system vaguely

[HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:20 PM wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you people

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:20 PM wrote:Romans? Ghastly Johnny foreigner types!

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:21 PM wrote:Well, now that they're Italians, but they had some quality in the past. :wink:

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:22 PM wrote:I do envy their open bloodlust policy in entertainment. Would be nice to bring back

[HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:No thank you

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:Hm. Quite so. Perhaps the Russians will live up to their billing as the Third Rome and arrange something.

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:@[HON/IRS] Hālian Don't worry, the lions eat fast

[HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:23 PM wrote::angry:

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:23 PM wrote:The bears on the other hand... very messy eaters. Tend to play with their food.(edited)

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:24 PM wrote:See, that's where Russia has a downside for me

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:25 PM wrote:Great potentialities though. You could have a Bears vs Chechens half-time event

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:Chechen bears? Reminds me of a news story recently...

[IRS] Ari - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:( @[HON/IRS] Hālian they're not being 100% serious)

[HON/IRS] Hālian - Today at 5:26 PM wrote::unamused:

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:(35% serious)

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:It's absurd that clarification has to be made

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:26 PM wrote:Great though, as a fan of absurdity and splatter patterns(edited)

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:28 PM wrote:True. And anyway, such a dystopia might not be all that far off with all these Muslamic rayguns around

[IRS] Ardy - Today at 5:28 PM wrote:Muslamic rayguns... you tease :wink:

[CRA] Craitman - Today at 5:29 PM wrote:Strong and stable, just like the coffee in my horse's enclosure
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Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:45 pm

Octy: "with enough work, you could probably take a soda can in the ass"
Octy's former coworker: "wait what"

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Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

Postby Ryker » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:29 am

Jack - Today at 5:30 PM
I wrote some stories about it
and I don't want Harald to destroy the shit.


Ardy -
Put it in the forum, and your critics will come. Hopefully only figuratively.
Ryker -
Jack might pre a little
Ardy -
Probably
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Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

Postby Verion » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:55 pm

Ryker - vandaag om 00:20
stability is my goal here

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Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:22 pm

Coworker: "It fits like hands in a glove."
Me: "You can't put multiple hands in one glove."
Coworker: "Sure you can, if it's big enough."

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Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

Postby Ryker » Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:23 pm

His views on what it is to be a king are enlightening. Everything is starting to make sense. Except the porn. Don't know where that comes in.

Ryker - Today at 10:40 PM
I like the idea of a universe where evrything is the same as ours exept that there are only two sizes of spoon that can physically exist(edited)
Mira O-A (Prefect of Shirekeep) - Today at 10:45 PM
yes
and that they can vaguely perceive a 3-size-spoon world but cannot depict it
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Cern has the Large Spoon Creator
And when the third spoon eventually is created, the universe starts over this time allowing for three sizes. This cycle repeats itself until there are so many spoon sizes that no one notices that some are impossible, leading us to where we are now.
Our univers is based entirely on spoons
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Re: The Funny/Out of Context/Completely Misquoted Quotes thr

Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:06 pm

"Skin is a terrible thing to waste"

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