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Malarbor says: The so-called War of Nicki's Minaj has shuddered to a halt in the face of the Mingshi Emperor's "ingenious" defensive strategy of having his defenders commit suicide under the supervision of omnipresent meditative monks, before deleting the evidence in a fit of pique. The Emperor and the returning Diwang then mutually suicided each other bringing us up to the present stalemate. The Alexandrian's have liberated Penguin Island while the Realm of Passio-Corum has placed a sizeable slice of Jingdao's oversea's territory under its own "protection". To accommodate all of these occurrences within a single narrative, where Jingdao is somehow utterly triumphant, has resulted in a display of sophistry that is quite dazzling in its dissonant brilliance. We welcome the advent of the curiously familiar sounding Kuominliantang and the fantastical efforts of an empire to appropriate for itself the rhetorical mantle of anti-imperialism. The only people who are fooled are the ones who want to be fooled (hello, Jack).

Elsewhere the Kaiseress has departed for Athlon on "family business", leaving the somewhat disengaged Steward Dravot in charge once again. As for the nature of that family business, while it is not Malarbor's place to pass judgement (it ought to be though) it does appear that once again, a Kalirion has allowed sentiment to overcome judgement and that a massacre will inevitably ensue. Let's be honest, the only plot twist will be if the daft mare survives.

Meanwhile, there are strange burbling noises emanating from Amokolia. Malarbor assumes that the Nordic yokels are drunk again.

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    Re: Ric's hate thread

    Postby Adam » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:52 am

    - being short
    - being skinny
    - hair
    - aging
    - scandinavia (it seems to put me in an emo state, ah well, only 3 more weeks)
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    As a tall fat dude who doesn't mind being hairy and likes Scandinavia (well, the Nordic countries): Yeah, aging sucks.
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    Postby RasmOS » Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:30 pm

    Adam wrote:- being short
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    Postby Ryker » Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:36 pm

    Getting into an accudent two days after I get my license.
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    Postby Altea Lomax » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:48 am

    Burning myself eating chimichangas.

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    Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:17 pm

    What is chimichangas?

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    Postby King Noah » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:32 pm

    A chimichanga is a deep-fried burrito from Tex-Mex cuisine.
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    Postby Mira Octavius-Aryani » Mon Jan 16, 2017 2:58 pm

    Yum.

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    Postby Ryker » Wed Feb 15, 2017 2:43 pm

    Post-shower shits.
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