Malarbor says: The so-called War of Nicki's Minaj has shuddered to a halt in the face of the Mingshi Emperor's "ingenious" defensive strategy of having his defenders commit suicide under the supervision of omnipresent meditative monks, before deleting the evidence in a fit of pique. The Emperor and the returning Diwang then mutually suicided each other bringing us up to the present stalemate. The Alexandrian's have liberated Penguin Island while the Realm of Passio-Corum has placed a sizeable slice of Jingdao's oversea's territory under its own "protection". To accommodate all of these occurrences within a single narrative, where Jingdao is somehow utterly triumphant, has resulted in a display of sophistry that is quite dazzling in its dissonant brilliance. We welcome the advent of the curiously familiar sounding Kuominliantang and the fantastical efforts of an empire to appropriate for itself the rhetorical mantle of anti-imperialism. The only people who are fooled are the ones who want to be fooled (hello, Jack).

Elsewhere the Kaiseress has departed for Athlon on "family business", leaving the somewhat disengaged Steward Dravot in charge once again. As for the nature of that family business, while it is not Malarbor's place to pass judgement (it ought to be though) it does appear that once again, a Kalirion has allowed sentiment to overcome judgement and that a massacre will inevitably ensue. Let's be honest, the only plot twist will be if the daft mare survives.

Meanwhile, there are strange burbling noises emanating from Amokolia. Malarbor assumes that the Nordic yokels are drunk again.
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More than €113m is missing from the Office of the Sacred Bounty following the departure of Kaiser Aurangzeb II Steffki, an adviser to the Minister of the Interior has said. Jeff van Somerset said that ministry auditors were trying to evaluate the exact loss. Luxury cars and other items, including the Sword of Vengeance were reportedly loaded on to a RAS gravship as the Kaiser left the city. The office of the Kaiser has not commented on the allegations.

Aurangzeb had acceded to the throne following the death of Kaiser Dominus but faced a revolt in Elwynn and the threat of military intervention by the Imperial Republic's allies. The Kaiser's destination is unknown.

As Steward and Magister Militum of the Palatini Corps, the Lord Adam remains in overall command of the city where small resistance cells are believed to continue to operate. In spite of tensions appearing in the KOV (Kalirion-Osmani-Verion) Triumvirate, the Imperial Forces remain predominantly loyal to the regime with the shelling of Lichkeep continuing and units of the Imperial Army reportedly moving towards the borders of Elwynn in Goldshire, Mishalan and Voltrue.

His Imperial Magnificence Aurangzeb II Steffki, Kaiser of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth, Thane of the Shirelands, Keeper of the Apollo Legacy, Wielder of the Sword of Vengeance, Grand Master of the Orders of the Dragon, Griffin, Phoenix, and Chimera, Sovereign of the Golden Mango Throne.

Dr Tokaray al-Osman KBH, Commissioner of the Chamber of the Crypteia, Emir of Jadid Khaz Modan, Annexer of Yardistan

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