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Stellus Yastreb
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The Kaiser is dead! Well he was always dead, but he has abdicated, having found very little to preside over this sluggish summer. He has continued the peculiar habit of recent history by tasking the Landsraad with the election of his successor. What kind of times are we living in that a Kaiser is chosen by mere mortals??? Oh that's right, they were irritated that we Gods keep choosing duff ones. IT'S CALLED A SENSE OF HUMOUR! Pah, some people can't take a joke. Choose your Kaiser then, if you must.

At least the Landsraad functions these days, what with having a decent Prætor and changing the voting rules, arguing over their interpretations and then reverting them to the previous system. Keep the dust off the seats, I guess.

In the Imperial States, the House of Ardy has sorta kinda maybe not returned to Elwynn, Kildare is putting out some fearsome airships, and some Lunatic (of both small-l AND big-L kind) has escaped from a Lichbrookian mental institution. But best of all, everybody's favourite Yardistani is still with us! That man is like the raven in the Shirerithian tower. If he goes, Shireroth is truly done and I'll have dropped the last of my leaves. BUT NOT YET!

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From a Shirekeep tabloid: "MALARBOR CALLS COMMUNIST PRAETOR 'DECENT'. Are these the end times? Is Malarbor communist? Our experts are divided."
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Aasmund Vigeland wrote:From a Shirekeep tabloid: "MALARBOR CALLS COMMUNIST PRAETOR 'DECENT'. Are these the end times? Is Malarbor communist? Our experts are divided."
The IRS Communist Crusher shall try to relieve Malarbor from his madness. :demon:
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Compared to the Landsraad's recent patchy Prætorial history, the current incumbent is doing relatively well.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king :wink:
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