A polite notice from Jingdao

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A polite notice from Jingdao

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NOTIFICATION REGARDING A TREATY SIGNED BY KILDARE

We Emperor Heinrich, wish to inform the Imperial Republic of Shireroth that the Dutchy of Kildare, signee to the treaty between Shireroth and the Dutchy of Kildare, was unable to fulfill Article 2 of the Treaty between the Feudal Faction and the Allied Forces, which we have found to be in your Lawbook Annexes with a timestamp of Jul 29, 2015 whatever that might mean. Should you consider this an inconvenience, the Jingdaoese Empire politely apologizes profusely.




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I found the original translation of the concluding sentiment to be more apposite to the circumstances.

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As did I!
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I figured that as that had been read it would be fitting to leave a more polite version for historians to ponder.

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Filthy impure excellencies,

the Heavenly Light has issued a new statement.

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Rasmus wrote:Filthy impure excellencies,

the Heavenly Light has issued a new statement.
I am sure that the Imperial Government thanks you for this further clarification of your stance in regards to this matter. Please be assured of our continued consideration in return.
The Lowly Servant who conveyed your message has been transferred to a debriefing facility in the 'hospitality suite' of the Ministry of Military Affairs. He'll be returned to you once a few adjustments and (surgically implanted torpex) improvements have been made.

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Re: A polite notice from Jingdao

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Your Isolent Excellency,

We hate to bring it to the RasmusNation but as soon as one puts a matter in a treaty it becomes a matter of international law and one is not absolved of one's treaty obligations just by changing one's style, name and/or governance arrangement nor by acquisition of other states or additional territory.

Anyway, in the end a treaty is worth as much as the country one has concluded it with and with the RasmusNation it is demonstrably negligible.

We also kindly advise the RasmusNation to find another nation to troll because here you will not be fed anymore unless Mad Mona Mortensen takes pity upon you.

The aforesaid applies to all forms of attention-seeking by the RasmusNation including but not limited to sabre-rattling, political machinations, intrigue, manufactured crises, fake controversies, bogus incidents, gun-toting, warmongering, bashing topics, egomaniacal grandstanding, firing bigoted cheap shots, vicious rumour mills, mindless mouthing, and producing bombastic delusional self-absorbed statements like a magician produces a rabbit from a hat.

We end this writing of ours with wishing the RasmusNation a very long and happy existence far outside of and far away from what for you is the Shiretit Spiral Zone.


Kind Regards,

Hjalmar Heirðrsson of the Houses of Ayreon-Kalirion and of the Descendants of Freyja
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producing bombastic delusional self-absorbed statements like a magician produces a rabbit from a hat.
Hmm. I always wonder how they do that kind of stuff without giving the poor fellow a heart attack...
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