Letter to the Emperor Emeritus

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Letter to the Emperor Emeritus

Postby Li Naomiai » Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:30 pm

Husband

Are you completely out of your mind? Why the fucking hell did you abdicate without talking to me?

I'm supposed to be your wife. You kept this from me? You took away my empress-title just like that?

You disgust me.

Consider yourself divorced.

/Wife
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Re: Letter to the Emperor Emeritus

Postby Ryker » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:10 pm

Zak,

Heard about the Mrs.
Find enclosed in this package one beer.

Your genetically inferior pal,
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Re: Letter to the Emperor Emeritus

Postby Zakyyr Angus-Moonoak » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:27 am

My Dear Wife,

I didn't keep anything from you. You didn't expect me to be Emperor forever, did you? You cannot divorce me. Our marriage is decreed on paper - on two! In Goldshire and in here!

Don't be evil now. I will get you more of those boys I sent before.

Zak


Ryker my friend,

Since when I hadn't had a beer! I think since I was born! Tastes so good. Thank you.

What is wrong with them women? You do everything for them. Give them freedom (never engage with them). Never lie to them (never tell them anything). Service them well at night (bring them nice boys). I don't understand.

Haven't seen you in a long time. Feel invited to come over! The coronation seems like a good time. Just try to avoid the kids corner.

In good faith,
Zak
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