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Li Raion Naomiai Avon-El Angus-Moonoak Ayreon-Kalirion of Waffel-Paine
Are you completely out of your mind? Why the fucking hell did you abdicate without talking to me?
I'm supposed to be your wife. You kept this from me? You took away my empress-title just like that?
You disgust me.
Consider yourself divorced.
Tsaritsa of the Marches and Vey
Former Empress Consort of the Natopians
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Heard about the Mrs.
Find enclosed in this package one beer.
Your genetically inferior pal,
Regent of Shireroth
King of Goldshire
Head of House Redquill
- The Third Ryke
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My Dear Wife,
I didn't keep anything from you. You didn't expect me to be Emperor forever, did you? You cannot divorce me. Our marriage is decreed on paper - on two! In Goldshire and in here!
Don't be evil now. I will get you more of those boys I sent before.
Ryker my friend,
Since when I hadn't had a beer! I think since I was born! Tastes so good. Thank you.
What is wrong with them women? You do everything for them. Give them freedom (never engage with them). Never lie to them (never tell them anything). Service them well at night (bring them nice boys). I don't understand.
Haven't seen you in a long time. Feel invited to come over! The coronation seems like a good time. Just try to avoid the kids corner.
In good faith,
His Imperial Highness Lord Zakyyr Angus-Moonoak Ayreon-Kalirion of Waffel-Paine KBH
Tsar of The Royal Tsardom of The Marches and The Princely Isle
Metrobosarch of Vey
Lord Triumphant in All Four Quarters
Prince of Natopia
Duke of Haven
Marquis of Klaasiya
Count of Andiopolis
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