Malarbor says: The so-called War of Nicki's Minaj has shuddered to a halt in the face of the Mingshi Emperor's "ingenious" defensive strategy of having his defenders commit suicide under the supervision of omnipresent meditative monks, before deleting the evidence in a fit of pique. The Emperor and the returning Diwang then mutually suicided each other bringing us up to the present stalemate. The Alexandrian's have liberated Penguin Island while the Realm of Passio-Corum has placed a sizeable slice of Jingdao's oversea's territory under its own "protection". To accommodate all of these occurrences within a single narrative, where Jingdao is somehow utterly triumphant, has resulted in a display of sophistry that is quite dazzling in its dissonant brilliance. We welcome the advent of the curiously familiar sounding Kuominliantang and the fantastical efforts of an empire to appropriate for itself the rhetorical mantle of anti-imperialism. The only people who are fooled are the ones who want to be fooled (hello, Jack).

Elsewhere the Kaiseress has departed for Athlon on "family business", leaving the somewhat disengaged Steward Dravot in charge once again. As for the nature of that family business, while it is not Malarbor's place to pass judgement (it ought to be though) it does appear that once again, a Kalirion has allowed sentiment to overcome judgement and that a massacre will inevitably ensue. Let's be honest, the only plot twist will be if the daft mare survives.

Meanwhile, there are strange burbling noises emanating from Amokolia. Malarbor assumes that the Nordic yokels are drunk again.
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Isabella bint Daniyal Umra Suleiman Simrani-Kalirion ibn al-Majeed bin Sathrati, Khanum of Erianamor, Steward of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth, renders one thousand salaams in the name of:

NOOR AS-SALAAM, by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Qaisar Baanooye Sathratiye, who, by this Imperial Decree, gives unto her subjects and retainers, greetings, and unto the gods of Shireroth, undying and unthinking obsequience.

Know that We, Mibaradardam be Khorshid va Mah Minamaz dadanam Zurvan, have in the first place dedicated to Zurvan this Decree which by his Kharenah is confirmed for Us and our heirs forever.



IMPERIAL DECREE 908
The Permanent Rule of the Line of Ayreon-Kalirion


Whereas the ancestral conventions concerning the Kaisership of the Imperial Republic are no longer suited to the modern age and run contrary to the sacred interests of strong and stable leadership in a properly ordered, coordinated and harmonious realm, we do hereby order:

  1. No limit shall be placed on the term of office of the Qaisar Baanooye Sathratiye Noor as-Salaam bint Daniyal Umra Suleiman Ayreon-Kalirion ibn al-Majeed al-Osman bin Sathrati af Ettlingum Freyu Umm Zahir al-Din of Waffel-Paine.
    1. Any person who does, by word or deed, profess the desire that the Kaiseress Noor abdicate the Mango Throne, for any reason other than ill-health, shall be guilty of the crimes of treason, sedition and lèse-majesté.
    2. Any person, thus convicted, shall, in addition to any penalties established under law, forfeit all land, property and titles to the Crown and shall be deprived of citizenship of the Imperial Republic.
  2. Where the Charter specifies that the reigning Kaiser may appoint his or her successor from the citizens of the Imperial Republic, it shall henceforth be understood, in commemoration of the Elwynnese Conquest of Shirekeep, that the succession shall be limited to the descendants of Rashid Arsalani.
  3. In the event of the failure of the Line of Rashid Arsalani, the reigning Kaiser may expand the succession to include the descendants of Eskender Kashmal Arsalani.
  4. In the event of the failure of the failure of the Line of Eskender Kashmal Arsalani, the reigning Kaiser may expand the succession to include the descendants of Daniel Kalirion.

IN WITNESS OF THE SUBLIME MAGNIFICENCE OF OUR LADY THE RADIANT SUN WHEREOF We have caused the Seal of the Steward to be affixed to this Decree which We have signed with Our Hand. Given at the Keep this Twenty-first day of Araroqpinu in the year after the death of Norton one thousand six hundred and forty-eight.

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Finally, a permanent dynasty to bring stability to the Imperial Republic! :bow: And after all those other permanent dynasties didn't work out...

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:yay: A welcome change.

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Long live the Kaiseress and long live the Kaiseress' eternal brood!

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Oh god, not these three words again! I'm sick! Ah, and Long Live the Kaiseress!

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May my niece-in-law rule as Kaiseress for many Asgard Calendar Years! :up1:

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For the record, the Shrubbery congratulates Her Imperial Magnificence the Kaiseress and her exalted house on their prudent appropriation of the Imperial Republic's future, and wishes them untold wisdom and success in their eternal dominion of that ancient state.

Off the record, as a reasonably-ancient expatriate: I suppose this is Shireroth's most symbolically profound move since the flag was changed (notwithstanding the quiet eradication of Cedrism which has been a more gradual process) and one cannot help but reflect a little more deeply than usual upon it. Shireroth, once the pride of Micras - now just another unremarkable bauble in the Ayreon-Kalirions' overflowing treasure chest. Still, I suppose someone has to dispose of the corpse... it may as well fall to the pre-eminent power of the day. Good luck to you, I say =p

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We are grateful for the warm words and felicitations of the Shrubbery; indeed we can claim, without being entirely untruthful, that the Minarborian experience of building a future-proofed federated polity around the legacy of a sole (largely absent) dynast greatly influenced our promulgation of this pragmatic sanction.

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Vilhelm Benkern wrote:
Finally, a permanent dynasty to bring stability to the Imperial Republic!

Very much so! :-D

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The Bovic Church in Shireroth salutes the Kaiseress on this decree. May she reign forever!

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Yo, listen up, Your Imperial Magnificence and Radiant Majesty!

A High Priestess wishes to, on behalf of the Most Mighty Prince Harald Freyjugjöf the Generous Giver of the House of the Descendants of Freyja - who since time immemorial is the Acclaimed, Crowned and Anointed Sovereign Lord of All the Twenty-Six Jarldoms as well as all the Storish Bilander - and His High Council of the Realm, congratulate you on the prolongation of your rule. May you rule until the Twilight of the Gods and beyond!

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