Malarbor says: The so-called War of Nicki's Minaj has shuddered to a halt in the face of the Mingshi Emperor's "ingenious" defensive strategy of having his defenders commit suicide under the supervision of omnipresent meditative monks, before deleting the evidence in a fit of pique. The Emperor and the returning Diwang then mutually suicided each other bringing us up to the present stalemate. The Alexandrian's have liberated Penguin Island while the Realm of Passio-Corum has placed a sizeable slice of Jingdao's oversea's territory under its own "protection". To accommodate all of these occurrences within a single narrative, where Jingdao is somehow utterly triumphant, has resulted in a display of sophistry that is quite dazzling in its dissonant brilliance. We welcome the advent of the curiously familiar sounding Kuominliantang and the fantastical efforts of an empire to appropriate for itself the rhetorical mantle of anti-imperialism. The only people who are fooled are the ones who want to be fooled (hello, Jack).

Elsewhere the Kaiseress has departed for Athlon on "family business", leaving the somewhat disengaged Steward Dravot in charge once again. As for the nature of that family business, while it is not Malarbor's place to pass judgement (it ought to be though) it does appear that once again, a Kalirion has allowed sentiment to overcome judgement and that a massacre will inevitably ensue. Let's be honest, the only plot twist will be if the daft mare survives.

Meanwhile, there are strange burbling noises emanating from Amokolia. Malarbor assumes that the Nordic yokels are drunk again.
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 Post subject: Imperial Decree 851: Fate of Adam
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:16 am 
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NOOR AS-SALAAM, by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Qaisar Baanooye Sathratiye, to her subjects and retainers, greetings, and unto the gods of Shireroth undying and unthinking obsequience.

Know that We, Mibaradardam be Khorshid va Mah Minamaz dadanam Zurvan, have in the first place dedicated to Zurvan this Ordinance which by his Kharenah is confirmed for Us and our heirs forever.

Fate of Adam Anushiruwân Hilding

  1. Section 2 of the Imperial Decree 849 is repealed.
  2. Adam Anushiruwân Hilding shall immediately be transferred to the indefinite custody of His Holiness the Pentheros, who shall act as warden for Adam.
  3. Any property owned by Adam Anushiruwân Hilding in the Imperial Dominions are transferred to his son His Imperial Highness the Prince Vidar Salim Livarson of Cabbagefall.


IN WITNESS WHEREOF We have caused the Imperial Seal to be affixed to this Decree which We have signed with Our Hand. Given at the Keep this thirteenth day of Gevraquun in the year after the death of Norton one thousand six hundred and forty-five.


Imperial Decree 851: Fate of Adam
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Adam is exiled to Athlon to be under the supervision of his brother Aldin, the Pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church.

Kaiseress of Shireroth

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 Post subject: Re: Imperial Decree 851: Fate of Adam
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Chaire Your Imperial Magnificence,

Your mercy knows no bounds! Mother, you have pleased Bous and Zurvan with this decision. Adam will be brought to Athlon and sent to St Joelle's Monastery, an old Psycotian fort re-purposed for the ascetic monks who reside there. Should he survive his trial-by-grapefruit, which will be administered to him in public at the Pentheral Palace, his life will be hard, a constant toil under the punitive and harsh orders of Abbot Vom, a man I myself fear despite being his temporal master. He may very well wish for death. Only at that point, when his soul and mind are crushed, can his rehabilitation begin.

May Bous bless you Mother, and the Imperial Republic!

With love,
Zahir "Aldin"

His Holiness, Aldin
Pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church

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