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What's wrong with the micras we have? I'm still struggling to understand what this is all about and what the motivation would be to get on board. To me it just looks like something you sign and forget about because it doesn't actually do anything binding.
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On behalf of the janitor, I apologize for not cleaning this up earlier.

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Please see my PM, Lord Everstone.

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Why did you need to send that via PM?
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What was this about?
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Sir,

You ask what this is about. This is about freedom. Freedom for the persons that have been oppressed across Micras and, unfortunately, is now on the ropes in the Apollonian realm. But today you can reverse course. Simply a) revoke the order of execution for the clerk who made the spelling error in your Emperor's declaration of absolute power, and then b) sign the Micrasian Convention on Person Rights and follow it. Also c) make major changes to your culture to return it to something closer to your actual home. Then, after knocking out those things, you will be remembered in the fighting ring of the ages.

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Hai Emperor wrote:On behalf of the janitor, I apologize for not cleaning this up earlier.
Even the most serene of the Serene Janitors requires a nap every now and then.

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Wil read the news that the Apollonians claimed Markus Doltrue had insulted them.

The insult was alledgedly by declaring to them in a private communication that Apollonia was in fact not an Empire, only a kind of "province."

He phoned Mr Doltrue and said to him, "Maybe the Apollonians just want to do their own thing for a while? I think you should be more patient and considerate. The Apollonians were all ready to sign the convention before you insulted them by suggesting Apollonia was not an Empire. You need to retract that statement, okay?"
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Wil,

I "will" not do so. Shouldn't you be pouring someone's cafe mocha double lattee right now? :twisted:

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Markus Doltrue wrote:Wil,

I "will" not do so. Shouldn't you be pouring someone's cafe mocha double lattee right now? :twisted:

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"Then I shall have to," responded Wil, "tell Alexandra."

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Markus sighed. His sibling twin sister, now wife of Wil, was his most feared rival. Then he said, "Okay, okay."

Apollonia is an empire. Not only that it is an empire filled with gold which stretches from shore to shore of Apollonia.

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Markus Doltrue wrote:Markus sighed. His sibling twin sister, now wife of Wil, was his most feared rival. Then he said, "Okay, okay."

Apollonia is an empire. Not only that it is an empire filled with gold which stretches from shore to shore of Apollonia.

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I was thinking more along the lines of this when he mentioned the evil twin:
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Ryker wrote:I was thinking more along the lines of:
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Markus Doltrue wrote:c) make major changes to your culture to return it to something closer to your actual home.
This seems at odds to any "right to liberty"...
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Liberty would include the right to want Micras to be a happier and better place for all.

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Including all the mistreated ents and sentient robots and orcs that everyone apparently has =p
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Ryker wrote:Including all the mistreated ents and sentient robots and orcs that everyone apparently has =p
There's gotta be some Osclandish space rabbits around still too...
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Oh god! The rabbits! This world is too cruel for their sweet little hearts. Woah is me for their plight is our greatest transgression!
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Ryker wrote:Oh god! The rabbits! This world is too cruel for their sweet little hearts. Woah is me for their plight is our greatest transgression!
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