[A] Imperial Decree 799: Alice in Lichesland

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Kaiser Hjalmar
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[A] Imperial Decree 799: Alice in Lichesland

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IMPERIAL DECREE 799: Alice in Lichesland

Hear! Hear!

1. Insomuch it is Our Imperial Wish and Desire to continue to promote harmonious relations between the various sentient beings of the Lands of the Golden Mango Throne and beyond, We do by this Our Imperial Instrument, with the Most Gracious Leave of Our Most Dearly Beloved Son and Fruit of Our Valtian Loins, that Most Mighty Prince who is known as His Riverine Majesty the King of Elwynn, commission an Elwnet TV Series - to be part of the Elwynnese Commons - about a human girl who is called Alice Isurui and her joyous and jolly adventures among the Liches, Singers and various other sentient beings in Lichbrook and Minarboria, which shall be known as Alice in Lichesland.

2. For the same reason as in the preceding Article and with the self-same Leave of Our Most Dearly Beloved Son and Fruit of Our Valtian Loins, the Most Mighty Prince who is known as His Riverine Majesty the King of Elwynn, We do by this Our Imperial Instrument commission an Elwnet TV Series, to be known as the H-Team and also to be part of the Elwynnese Commons, about a fictional special police unit consisting of Cudgellers and Longships Guards who take on hateful insolent ingrates who attempt to cause disharmony between the various sentient beings of the Flower of the North.

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So Decreed in this Six Thousand Two Hundred and Nineth Year since the Founding of the Sector by the Hand Imperial of Hjalmar Heirðrson at the Kaiseral Court at Raynor's Keep.
Hjalmar Heirðrsson of the Houses of Ayreon-Kalirion and of the Descendants of Freyja
Kaiser of Shireroth

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Re: Imperial Decree 799: Alice in Lichesland

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Another pair of clear ratings winners. Bound to be a hit with the critics. Any underlings in the MoMA Building or the Bailiwicks of the Emirate caught rolling their eyes or tutting dismissively at the following phrases:
  • 'Our Most Dearly Beloved Son and Fruit of Our Valtian Loins'
  • 'joyous and jolly adventures'
  • 'hateful insolent ingrates'
Will receive a cudgelling and a posting to the less governed portions of the Far West.

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Re: Imperial Decree 799: Alice in Lichesland

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What an assertively jolly gesture. We'll have to review the use of phrases like 'the hordes of the Froyalanite hegemon' and 'the false embrace of the Ancient Ways' in Minarborian public discourse in light of Your Niftiness' kind sentiment.

I'll enquire with the Shrubbery's Hall of Hedges regarding access for the cast and crew of 'Alice in Lichesland' to film on location in Sansabury, should they wish to do so.

Hortus Manet, darlings.
Royana S.D. Dolordotch
Viscountess of Karymovka
Third State Arborist of the Empire of Minarboria
(Krasniy)

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