The Shinjitsu - 1st edition (5842 ASC)

[Hadrian Myksos]

[Craitman]

The Craitish people would like to know about the structural integrity of the materials used for the publication of The Shinjitsu, primarily its tensile strength when holding foodstuffs, and its point of saturation when in contact with malt vinegar, ketchup and curry sauce. Of course, the Craits are a resourceful people and can reuse these materials in other ways should they be unsuitable for their primary desired manner of usage, however. Thank you...

[Hadrian Myksos]

The paper will self-explode when being used for something else than glorious Jingdaoese propaganda.

[Craitman]

Kindling it is then!