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Malarbor Says
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With a cry of "Psych!", Antica makes meaningless all those weeks of fevered speculation and international incidents by cancelling its death and declaring the Third Republic, whose glorious resurrection is now leading by a count of 6-0-0 in the Assembly with two extreme and permanent abstentions. The Kaiser has recognized the new government, with predictable results.
A rare spat in the Babkhan Majlis has led to the resignation and censure of the Satrap of Kumarastan. The matter was eventually resolved with the murder of a hundred slaves, the sacrifice of a hundred virgins, and the assembled dignitaries then dining cannibalistically on their remains. Or, as the Babkhans call it, Thursday. Back in more civilized lands, the Kaiser makes good on his promise to propose a charter of rights for the nobility, legal eagles continue to debate Amarr vs. Goldshire, and a diplomatic resolution may be at hand to the rebellion in Lakhesis.
Happy Easter, one and all! Worship service will be going on in St. Jeremy's Cathedral. If the Babkhans offer you a communion wafer, say no!
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